Flattering Academia Nut Fruitcake Poetry/Open Post

This is my Open Trackbacks post for Monday. Link to this post and track back. More below the *cough* literary genius that follows.


Since imitation is the sincerest flattery, then imitation that surpasses that which it flatters must obviously be exceedingly great flattery, eh?

So, herewith my sincere flattery of the type of modern “poetry” so loved by typical Academia Nut Fruitcakes. I “wrote” it by combining the first line out of each of about 1/10 of the spam comments I recieved on this blog Saturday, since that way I was able to glean literary gems that each in and of itself far, far surpassed the literary genius of the post-post-modern deconstructivists populating many of our Academia Nut Fruitcake Bakeries today.

With no further ado, I give you,

In Honor of Academia Nut Fruitcakes

Busting black caper So apples
black paint ball Busting Left
case Enemy World Going lion
title caper book Stop again
Shove Sleep book paint little
It gold Left title So
fury oranges strike oranges It
keys It book Take show
leave little So Busting for
movies lion Shove case lion
Sleep So buck fury entire
Are Enemy Sleep book again
World Open keys Here book
mouse The oranges for black
buck strike Are Shove oranges
Going ball in And gold
leave It Busting And love
lemons lemons To for strike
It Busting black ball Stop
keys leave leave title leave
Are buck caper lemons keys
paint Are fury little Here
monitor It love show buck
rock My love Are We
Stop leave World lion Going
Balls It for fury lemons

Thank you. No applause, please. Just throw money.


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Disturbing…

Angel, at Woman Honor Thyself, just posted news of Turkey acting, well, like a turkey in banning Winnie the Pooh (yeh, that childhood icon named after potty-training by-product).

…Which spurred me to finally take a picture of a sign that has been troubling me for the past coupla years…

Pooh_sign_blanked.jpg

Does that bother anyone else as much as it does me? First, the obvious *shudder*. But then, it’s been posted on a power pole outside a local elementary school for the past two years!

If it’s a misspelling of “corner” and has gone 2 years uncorrected outside a public school (posted at the overflow parking), that’s bad enough. but what if… what if it’s NOT a misspelling?

?!?!?!?

What if it refers to this:

(warning: disturbing image; be careful what you click on!)

Continue reading “Disturbing…”

“Fire up the omnibus, Ma. We’re headed fer the hills!”

A mini-sorta-roundup of disparate but related bits n pieces from ’round n about…

John Leo beats the obvious about the head and shoulders: The Left promotes assertions that turn out to be false. Oh, and the comments are not to be missed, for example, this snippet from one commenter:

One is tempted to rant about the poor quality of public education in this country, or the cognitive effects of a childhood watching television, or some such. I think our public schools do a rather poor job, and I’m appalled by most television, but I doubt they’re the explanation. [I demur–they are part of the situation–ed.]…

…The voter isn’t being dumb about current events because he is dumb; he’s being dumb about current events because, as one out of 100 million voters, he has made a quite rational (if unconscious) decision that it just isn’t worth making the considerable effort required to be smarter about current events. His vote make so little difference that it doesn’t seem like it’s worth making the effort to use more wisely.

I’m tempted to suggest that this is an argument for federalism. Perhaps voters will take more time to be informed if the important decisions are made closer to home, where an individual voter has more influence… [and where the consequences are much more immediate–ed]

That matches well with my take on a central curative for public education: remove the remote management by educrats and politicians from the picture and see what happens when people are perforce compelled to really manage their own schools.

And more faux liberal betrayal of truth (a VDH gem among other related thoughts) is noted in Alexandra’s own lil differently-themed omnibus post today.

And strangely central to the theme of this post (though it’s perhaps not immediately obvious how it is), Doug Wilson’s “God-centered Worship?” (Hint: we all tend to avoid looking the truth squarely in the eye at times. It’s the human consdition, ya know.) And, Alexandra again, “Does Society Set The Standard For God’s Law” As is often the case, much of the meat is in comments there.

Don Surber (sorry ’bout the earlier typo, Don) notes what happens when The Emperor’s New Clothes becomes public policy.

*sigh*

And from my recommendation for Book of the Month, The Graves of Academe, by Richard Mitchell comes this gem:

The intellectual climate of the public schools, which must inevitably become the intellectual climate of the nation, does not seem to be conducive to the spread of what Jefferson called informed discretion. The intellectual climate of the nation today came from the public schools, where almost every one of us was schooled in the work of the mind. We are a people who imagine that we are weighing important issues when we exchange generalizations and well-known opinions. We decide how to vote or what to buy according to whim or fancied self-interest, either of which is easily engendered in us by the manipulation of language, which we have neither the will nor the ability to analyze. We believe that we can reach conclusions without having the faintest idea of the difference between inferences and statements of fact, often without any suspicions that there are such things and that they are different. We are easily persuaded and repersuaded by what seems authoritative, without any notion of those attributes and abilities that characterize authority. We do not notice elementary fallacies in logic; it doesn’t even occur to us to look for them; few of us are even aware that such things exist. We make no regular distinctions between those kinds of things that can be known and objectively verified and those that can only be believed or not. Nor are we likely to examine, when we believe or not, the induced predispositions that may make us do the one or the other. We are easy prey.

Easy prey? Sheeple to the slaughter.

Oh, the underlying theme of this post? Check the links above then… Continue reading ““Fire up the omnibus, Ma. We’re headed fer the hills!””

Always something new…

Here’s an interesting lil tool for bloggers: Flock Browser. I’m using it to write this post, even though I haven’t really explored the functionality much, yet (inserting pics, media files and fine-tuning html, etc.—haven’t a clue about doing thaose things via Flock, yet).

It seems to be a reasonably responsive browser, reasonably good 9so far) at page rendering, etc. Don’t know yet if it has all the functionality Opera has taught me to expect from a browser. But I do like this lil WYSIWYG popup blog editor.

Ah, just looked at the bottom of this window (duh!). “Editor” is this WYSIWYG view and “Source” gives me html fine-tuning views I like. Very nice. Now, if I could only use my sooper-dooper editing plugins… There’s no real blockquote function in the lil toolbar, but it has an indent function that gives a similar effect (and i can always add the blockquote tag in the Source view, it looks like).

None of the category or timestamp or trackback functions show (yet–maybe after some fine-tuning in Options). Ahh, categories show up when I hit the Publish button.

Maybe good enough for a quick post.

Apart from the blogging utility, it pretty much looks like recent Firefox iterations, and indeed, it installs Firefox extensions (with the typical install facility, behavior and possible browser breakage of Firefox extension installs *heh*).

So, just a Firefox wrap/enhancement like so many Internet Exploder-based browsers? Looks like. Still interesting, if only for the integrated blogging utility…

Mending Walls: Faith, Part 1

Mending Walls: Faith

The word “faith” is bruited about quite a bit in common talk, in the public arena, in churches, schools and the media. Every venue has a different take on what faith is, how it operates, its value to society, etc.

And mostly, even in Christian churches, the meaning ascribed to the word today, and its ascribed value to society by various groups, is so far off base that I wonder whether “mending” this wall is worth the effort. Perhaps building an entirely new wall and calling it “pfeffernoogle” would be better.

*sigh*

Let me back off a bit with a set of current denotative definitions that describe the word as it is in use today, ‘K?

  • Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
  • Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See Synonyms at belief. See Synonyms at trust.
  • Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one’s supporters.
    often Faith Christianity. The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God’s will.
  • The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.
  • A set of principles or beliefs.

I’ll not fisk those definitions directly for the evidence of pejoration amounting to almost complete loss of the meaning of the word itself. Instead, in this “Mending Walls: Faith, Part 1” post (yes, there is a part 2), I want to very simply and briefly look at the formation and use of the word “faith” and its antecedents (and the words it is used to translate, in a couple of important cases) as drawn from the Graeco-Roman and Judeo-Christian roots that largely formed the basis of Western Civilization… and provided us with a concept of faith that the modern world has lost.

Part 2 will deal with what our loss of the concept means to our society today… and perhaps what it means concerning our destination as a society.

So, if you’re still with me, for the rest of part 1 CLICK Continue reading “Mending Walls: Faith, Part 1”

Flash!

For those of y’all who are scifi readers (no, the real stuff), this in from a correspondent to Jerry Pournelle’s Chaos Manor Musings

from Steven Barnes’s blog

Thursday, June 15, 2006 Bad News- Supereditor Jim Baen in hospital

I just heard that Jim Baen, one of the most influential editors in the science fiction field, had a stroke, and has been in a coma for the last twelve hours. No more information at this time, but those of us who consider ourselves friends, or have admired the vast contribution he has made to the field, well…if you believe in prayer, this would be a good time.

While i do not know Jim Baen—have not even corresponded with him— I have benefitted from his editorial and publishing work. He has been a leader in opening scifi publishing up to new voices, and I very much appreciate that. He appears to be one of the good guys.

Yeh, I’ll be praying for him. It may be selfish of me to do so, but I will be anyway.

Fly!

UPDATE: another alternative view. CLICK HERE, put your browser i full screen mode and THEN clik “Load”. Yeh, it’s a bit jerkier and more apparently pixelated, but it’s still cool.

N.B.—if for some reason the video below doesn’t load, try this link to a posting of it at my old twc site.

I don’t care if this doesn’t perfectly fit in my center column. Can’t stop the grins, all the way through this!


(Of course, I do have to wonder what the cryptic word “KANKE” at the end of the vodeo means… “Kanke is a place in Ranchi , Jharkhand , India ; and is the location of one of the largest mental asylums in the country.” *LOL* :-))

h.t. Jerry Pournelle’s Chaos Manor Musings

Update: A couple of folks have mentioned/asked about the music. Try “Era: the Mass”–The Champions

The Mass

The Mass

Say it ain’t so!

I’d like to, but I can’t. As if this were a real surprise to anyone.

*sigh*

Genuine Advantage is Microsoft spyware

By Brian Livingston

Windows Genuine Advantage — the controversial program Microsoft auto-installed as a “critical security update” on many PCs starting on Apr. 25 — not only causes problems for many users but has now been proven to send personally identifiable information back to Redmond every 24 hours.

For years I have found Brian Livingston to be reliable. Sure, he’s a Microsoft Windows cheerleader, but his information is always good. When he details specifically, step-by-step why, in spite of Microsoft’s denials, it is accurate to call Microsoft genuine Advantage software spyware, he’s well worth listening to. More at the link.

Yeh, riiiiiight…

My Wonder Woman’s taking a coupla classes that are ostensibly to enable her to use “technology” (Heads up! Buzzword!) to be a better librarian. One, in “ed-tech: curriculum development,” has a rather confusingly-worded assignment that seems to boil down to selecting goals for a n ed tech curriculum (supposedly for student achievement in the school) and assigning those goals to one of four categories, or “domains”

Intellectual
Verbal
P-sycho-motor
Attitudinal

I have no idea why she didn’t want to use my suggestions…

“For the lil darlings who like to feed library books to the pooch, use them as frisbees and otherwise destroy elements of the catelog, rebind and repair all the materials thus destroyed.” (P-sycho-motor AND Attitudinal–two “domains” with one stoned goal!)

And another Intellectual/P-sycho-motor: “Using the tuba, piccolo and dilithium crystals provided, build a functioning transporter system to transport me outa this assignment.”

They seem perfectly valid to me. One deals with “old tech” and the other with “bleeding edge” tech.

Still trying to come up with a Verbal domain goal for the kids who just hafta give the librarian lip… Yeh, it’d be Verbal/Attitudinal… and by the time I finished with ’em P-sycho-motor and Intellectual as well.

*heh*

Checking out the warp drive card catelogs over at Is It just Me? and TMH’s Bacon Bits.