Oh, man I hope this isn’t too late…

Breakfast Burritos

A nice meal any time.

8-12 flour tortillas (depends on size–see flour tortilla recipe below)

  • 1/2 lb your fav pork sausage, OR chorizo
  • 1/2 chopped yellow onion
  • 6 eggs
  • 3/4 C shredded cheese (pick your own)
  • small can diced green chiles
  • salsa (again, pick your fav)

Cook the sausage in a frying pan. Drain most of the the grease (for great flavor in other dishes, like refried beans, save the grease in a glass container, refrigerated). Add the onion and cook til it’s clear. Add the egs and stir well. When the eggs are just beginning to firm up, add most of the cheese and all the green chiles. Cook til the cheese/eggs just set well, then remove from heat and let it sit for a lil bit.

Assemble the breakfast burritos just like any ole burritos. Some egg/sausage mixture in a tortilla, maybe a lil more shredded cheese and some salsa. Roll and eat.

Woosies use forks.

Flour Tortillas

Ingredients:

  • 3 cups flour
  • 2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 4 Tbsp. low fat margarine, butter or lard. I have even gotten some good tortillas out of this recipe using olive oil (use a wee tad less water)
  • about 1 1/4 cups warm water

Mix the flour, baking powder and salt in a bowl.

Cut in the fat (margarine, butter, lard or oil) with a fork. If you have a pastry cutter, well, la-di-da on you. 🙂

Add the warm water a tad at a time until you can form a ball and the dough’s soft but not sticky. Now, knead it for a while. It takes several times doing this before you’ll get this part just right, unless you’re shot through with luck. Pinch off the dough and form about a dozen small balls. Roll ’em up and let ’em sit for a bit (you can even cover ’em and put ’em in the fridge for later, if you want.

Heat up your well-seasoned* CAST IRON griddle or frying pan. Medium to medium-high heat. Drop a drop or two of water on the surface and it “dances” (just right) rather than just spit up steam (way too hot), you’ve got it.

Roll out the balls. Yep, jut a regular ole rolling pun works just fine.

Place your rolled-out tortilla(s) on your hot griddle and let ’em cook just a few seconds per side. Flip ’em by hand. If you burn yourself, learn to not DO that!

As each tortilla is cooked, put it on a plate that has a towel ready to recieve it and cover it with the towel. You can stack all of ’em one or two at a time (depending on the size of your griddle). They’re ready to eat.

*See this article for how to season a cast iron frying pan or griddle.

Hey! Gimme some help here

Heavy on the suspension of disbelief, ‘K?
Time travel. You’re transported to 2105. (Yeh, yeh, forget the lil problem of WHERE in space the Earth will be then—as the Milky Way expands at about a million miles a day—just go with me, ‘K?). You discover that no one’s heard of a company called Microsoft and the idea of Windows is completely foreign to people alive in 2105.
So, tell me, what happened to Microsoft and to Windows? Make it real, folks…
🙂

“Stop it!”

Quoting the famous line from a Bob Newhart sketch where a counselee recounts multiple personal issues, and the counselor (Bob) has the same two word counsel for each issue, “Stop it!”

The ACLU is a sick, sick organization. I’d almost go so far as to say evil, but for the occasional accidental good it may do. Nah. Accidental or incidental good doesn’t ameliorate its evil.

Just stop it.

Others hammer at various ills perpetrated by this commie front organization (look it up; you have access to google), and I’ve listed a few of the ACLU’s attacks on civilization. But I’d like to focus on just one clear attack on the morals of our nation’s youth today.

On the one hand, it’s axiomatic that the ACLU is opposed to groups that promote ethical, moral behavior in our youth:

[Robert Bork Jr.] …the son of the one-time Supreme Court nominee, accused the ACLU of overreaching, saying that the civil-liberties group had been “relentless in its assault on the Boy Scouts over the last 25 years.”


No kidding. *sigh*

On the other hand, the ACLU is blatantly supportive of organizations that actively seek to corrupt the morals of our youth:

…the ACLU lately has stained the dark side of its reputation through its actions in two cases involving the treatment of vulnerable, young Americans. The ACLU is defending those who abuse children while attacking those who give them moral guidance. This contrast reveals the priorities of today’s ACLU.

The Manhattan-based public-interest law firm is defending the North American Man-Boy Love Association in a $200 million civil lawsuit filed by Mr. and Mrs. Robert Curley. The Curleys claim that Charles Jaynes was driven by the literature and website of NAMBLA, an outfit that advocates sex between grown men and little boys, reportedly as young as age 8. _*_

Yep. Bust the Boy Scouts’ balls and support NAMBLA.

Disgusting.

And ya know, in any society that had any moral fiber, the ACLU would be run outa business… if not run outa town on a rail after an introduction to Dr. Tarr and Mr. Fether…

STOP the ACLU

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