T-13, 1.32: Thirteen Things About Dialup

Once again, twc central is reduced to a backup 28.8 dialup connection, as noted yesterday. So, Thirteen Things About Dialup, the most notable being,

1. It’s sluggish.

2. Sloth-like.

3. Laggardly.

4. Poky.

5. Dilatory

6. Stalling.

7. Retarded.

8. Lethargic.

9. Listless.

10. Torpid.

11. Stagnant.

12. Unresponsive.

13. Oh, and did I say, “slow”?

And those are its good characteristics.

*heh*

Oh. Well.

Noted @the T-13 Hub.