Make that “13 Things I Don’t Have Time or Energy for Today”
1. Listening to (or reading) one more Mass Media Podperson or leftard idiot accuse fact-checkers of a Dim poster family of attacking a child. (Too many examples to cite.) Lame.
2. Cleaning my office mess. Nope. Not gonna happen today.
3. Lies, damned lies and “political realities” (that’s a progressive statement if ever there was one, with apologies to Twain/Disraeli, whomever… ).
4. Which (#3) also means pretty much anything found on network “news”. No time at all, at all for that nonesense today.
5. Rain. (Ya hear me? I don’t have time for that stuff today, OK?)
6. Slow-pays. Have a couple of clients who are in that boat. Lowering the boom. No time to listen to their excuses. Just wear me out more.
7. World Peace. Who needs it? I have enough problems of my own.
8. Blogroll-cruising. Finally one I’d like to have time for but…
9. The Boys. I’ll feed the dogs today, but roll-around-and-play just ain’t in the books.
10. The cats’ imperioous demands for attention. (I’m typing, Ms. Ruler of All You Survey! Get OFF my lap! *heh*)
11. Another cuppa joe, apparently. Nope. Always time for another cup of The Holy Brew (#1).
12. This post.
13. Life. Putting life on hold today. Too much to do on too little sleep.
Update: Perri Nelson linked in with a post describing The Caffeine Curve and… I accidentally nuked his trackback (because I’ve NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TODAY!!!). Important information you need to know. Go. Read. Be enlightened!
Quickly-and-dirtily slapped up at the Thursday Thirteen Hub and Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, The Virtuous Republic, Perri Nelson’s Website, , The Random Yak, DeMediacratic Nation, Big Dog’s Weblog, Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner, The Populist, Shadowscope, Stuck On Stupid, Webloggin, The Bullwinkle Blog, The Amboy Times, Leaning Straight Up, Conservative Cat, Nuke’s, The World According to Carl, The Pink Flamingo, High Desert Wanderer, and Right Voices, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
Wow…someone more cynical and sarcastic than myself!
I’ve been needing to put life on hold this entire week…maybe last week too! Just to give you an idea, I’m not a coffee drinker, but I just finished a cup. Well, I think it was a cup of Vanilla and Caramel creamer with a bit of coffee in there somewhere 😉
Thanks for stopping by!
Dig “The Holy Brew”. I think I’m gonna teach my children the words in our home school music lessons. 🙂
If you promise not to tell ANYONE, I’ll give you a secret. Just take your email, all of it that isn’t designated for today (you know, the stories you’re going to get around to? Yes, those, not your bills), and dump them into the cyber ash-heep of history. It works like a charm for me. 😉
You feeling a tad grumpy? Take some “me” time.