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Make War on “The War on Terror”

Seriously, folks, is there a stupider phrase than “War on Terror”? Think about it. What?!?! We’re making “war” on an emotion? “War on TerrorISM” would be pretty easy to live with, but “War on Terror” is just plain stupid.

Make war on “War on Terror” by refusing to use the idiotic phrase. Poke fun at it and at people who use it unthinkingly. Blow them all a big, fat, juicy raspberry.

Just stop the senseless butchering of the English language.

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Who Is He in Yonder Stall?

Benjamin Russell Hanby is probably best known in popular society, if at all, for the great yawner, “Up On the Housetop” (click, click, click…), that merry paean to “Old Saint Nick” often sung at the yuletide.

But Hanby had a deeper side. In fact, he wrote one of the clearest expositions of the life and work of Christ that is available in easily accessible song, “Who Is He in Yonder Stall.”

Who is He in yonder stall
At whose feet the shepherds fall?
Who is He, in deep distress,
Fasting in the wilderness?

Refrain:

‘Tis the Lord, O wondrous story!
‘Tis the Lord, the King of glory;
At His feet, we humbly fall,
Crown Him, crown Him Lord of all!

Who is He the people bless?
For His words of gentleness?
Who is He to whom they bring?
All the sick and sorrowing?

(Refrain)

Who is He that stands and weeps
At the grave where Lazarus sleeps?
Who is He the gathering throng
Greet with loud triumphant song?

(Refrain)

Lo, at midnight who is He
Prays in dark Gethsemane?
Who is He on yonder tree
Dies in grief and agony?

(Refrain)

Who is He that from the grave
Comes to heal and help and save?
Who is He that from his throne
Rules through all the world alone?

Refrain:

‘Tis the Lord, O wondrous story!
‘Tis the Lord, the King of glory;
At His feet, we humbly fall,
Crown Him, crown Him Lord of all!

I prefer hearing this sung as a series of questions posed by various choirs and soloists with the refrain sung once at the end in answer to all the questions posed, but that’s not how Hanby wrote it, so usually when I selected this hymn for use, I’d just have the congregation sing it as Hanby wrote it: one verse (question) and the answer repeated again and again in the refrain.

It’s a simple story, simply told and easily grasped.

‘Tis the Lord, O wondrous story!
‘Tis the Lord, the King of glory;
At His feet, we humbly fall,
Crown Him, crown Him Lord of all!

Here’s an excerpt of the song as performed (I think–don’t hold me to this) in the early 1990s by the Moody Bible Institute choir/band:



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Housekeeping Note

Over the next few days, third world county may be up, may be down, may be mixmastered, hashed, folded, spindled and mutilated, but I project it will be back in full flower by Monday, at least. [Sooner, looks like. Still some rough edges as of 11:30a.m. central time on the 13th, but at least the thing loads, now. Again. Was just peachy keen fine last night @11:00, then… reloaded and all was not well. Now better, nearly peachy keen again. Must be the dreadlock wigs and chicken bone rattles at BlueHost support. *heh*]

Thanks for being patient. Just some housekeeping and then calling in the movers. Finally butchering the Fatcow.

[Update: you may notice some screwy category listings on blogposts that were formerly well-*a-hem*-categorized (in my unimpeachable categories *heh*). Don’t know exactly what I’ll do about that. Hate to lose the search ability it gave me–and y’all–but going back to tag each of over 3,300 posts would be a nightmare. Have to see what a reimport of wp-postmeta database might do… Also, user info seems a tad scambled. Oh. Well. It’s still better than when Fat(head)cow (sucks dead bunnies through a straw) screwed up on me transferring twc from one Fat(head)cow (sucks dead bunnies through a straw) account to another in January.]

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Dodged a Bullet–twc style

After the Great Ice Storm of ’07 (January of this year) that powered down most of America’s Third World County for much of a month (some places back in the piney woods for much longer), it’s natural that many folks were kinda gun shy when freezing rain was predicted for Sunday afternoon/evening.

Yes, it’s still a bit icy out this a.m., but it’s not too bad. Yes, there are a few without power (had a call from a client out in a part of those “piney woods” call and postpone an appointment this a.m. because of power outage, granting me the time to post this *heh*), but overall, we’ve dodged this particular bullet.

But this is the earliest ice storm in the past decade. Must be “global warming” eh? *heh*

MHWA.

Still, it’s kinda nice to see a real freeze, complete with (LIGHTLY!) ice-draped vegetation. Now, maybe I’ll have a chance to move a couple of lil volunteer walnuts and a lil volunteer elm to better locations. (I’m gonna leave the volunteer maples right where they planted themselves.)

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Magnificat/Ave Maria

We do well to remember as Advent season progresses, that Jesus was born. *heh* He had a mother. Here is her response to her cousin Elizabeth when Elizabeth discerned the nature of her pregnancy, as found in the first chapter of Luke’s Gospel:

46…“ My soul magnifies the Lord,
47 And my spirit has rejoiced in God my Savior.
48 For He has regarded the lowly state of His maidservant;
For behold, henceforth all generations will call me blessed.
49 For He who is mighty has done great things for me,
And holy is His name.
50 And His mercy is on those who fear Him
From generation to generation.
51 He has shown strength with His arm;
He has scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.
52 He has put down the mighty from their thrones,
And exalted the lowly.
53 He has filled the hungry with good things,
And the rich He has sent away empty.
54 He has helped His servant Israel,
In remembrance of His mercy,
55 As He spoke to our fathers,
To Abraham and to his seed forever.”

And here is a very human response recognizing the importance of The Son’s very human mother:

Ave Maria

(Link opens in new window and should invoke your computer’s media player)

Ave Maria,
Gratia plena
Maria, gratia plena
Maria, gratia plena
Ave, ave dominus
Dominus tecum
Benedicta tu in mulieribus
Et benedictus
Et benedictus fructus ventris
Ventris tuae, Jesus.
Ave Maria…

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“Drink This”–it’s not Kool-Aid®

[Well, I took Angel’s advice (in comments here) and slowed down a bit. Heck, slept in this a.m. *heh* I may even have a post or two in me for this weekend. Later. Oh, and thanks to Nicholas, also in comments on the same post, for the Alice reminder that is obliquely referenced in the post title. 😉]

Several good posts over at Stop the ACLU I ought to have noted earlier in the week:

Huckabee: The ACLU Candidate *sigh* I’ve said for some time that Huckabee’s highest elective post should be dogcatcher or some such.

My Concerns With Romney Have Nothing to Do With His Religion Ditto here. All Romney’s “convictions” are as firmly rooted as Fall leaves, blowing in the wind: he “believes” whatever he thinks will get him elected.

And, Endorsing Fred Thompson My pick. He’s the only sane candidate running who has actually read, understood and embraced the Founders’ view of federalism. His tax plan is wrong (embrace The FairTax, Fred!), but at least he has his head in the right place on the scourge of liberty: the excessive power of the Federal government (or, as I prefer, “feddle-rhymes-with-meddle gummint” :-)).

(Oh, and for those who noticed the category, “SEX!” listed above, well, I had to get your attention somehow, didn’t I? *heh*)

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T-13; 1.50: Fav Xmas Carols (Re-run :-))

[Running as fast as I can… and running way behind schedue. Posting sparse this week and looks like that’ll be the case for a while. So, sit back and let your fingers do the clicking through 13 of my favorite Advent songs/Christmas Carols–a repeat from last year.

Just 13 Christmas Carols (and Advent Hymns) I like, not favs–that’d be a much longer list–but just some I like. Notice there are no secular songs in the list. That’s because, while I feel I can stretch the list to include Advent songs, secular songs are in no way, shape, fashion or form carols. Yes, I know common parlance has pejorated the term ‘carol” to mean, well just about anything a speaker wants it to mean, but I’m not going to enter the sign-symbol-semantics-pejoration thicket today. Just sayin’–ain’t no secular songs that are Christmas carols, not really.

In no particular order:

The First Noel. You probably know the words. Click the link to sing along with an instrumental accompaniment suitable for voices to sing with.

Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus (Linked to lyrics and a sample of the tune.)

Away in a Manger (lyrics linked) NOT sung to the crappy, urm, poor tune by James R. Murray that darned near everyone and his dog seems to think fits it well. (OK, the tune’s not crappy, just pedestrian and boring–besides being unsuitable to a wide array of voices including most children’s voices.) Here’s an excerpt of a better tune:

Away in a Manger (opens in new window)

OK, so the tempo it’s played is too fast for singing the song properly, but the tune’s beautiful and works much better with the lyrics when sung at a proper tempo~100bpm.

Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming Powerful text, beautiful tune. Click the link for both the text and an mp3 of Kathleen Battle (!!) singing the song.

The Seven Joys of Mary. The link’s to the lyrics and a really fun performance by The Great Big Sea. (The web page at the link includes a disconcerting misuse of an apostrophe in the title, but I can forgive that for the rollicking recording of this song :-))

Of the Alfred Burt Carols, one is probably the most-sung: Some Children See Him. Follow the link to discover why, if you don’t already know. 🙂

OK, it’s not strictly a Christmas carol, nor is it limited to Christmas alone in its scope (unless one contemplates the Christmas story, as do many, as the story of God’s Gift to mankind), but Lord Of The Dance, although relatively new and neither carol nor even hymn, is a song to gather the thread of Christmas together into a beautiful and full tapestry. (And a suitable use/adaptation of the tune associated with “Simple Gifts” too. :-))

Thou Who Wast Rich Beyond All Splendor. See the lyrics at the link, but listen to the mp3 here (the audio player I was testing on that post is a lil cranky. :-))

Thou Who Wast Rich Beyond All Splendor (opens in new window)

O Little Town of Bethlehem. The link’s to a clip from a performance by Neal Davis.

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear. (You’re gonna love that link! Repeated below so you CAN’T miss it! :-)) I’m no fan of the Arthur Sullivan tune mated to the carol text, and I’ve already posted a clip to an arrangement of the tune I do like (in a style I find appropriate for a Christmas Eve service or the like), but here’s areally fun swing band arrangement (and yeh, there’s a sales pitch for the chart at the end of the piece. Oh. Well. :-)). I particularly like the totally inappropriate treatment of the “peace on the earth” segment. Cool. *heh*

Ding Dong Merrily on High The link’s to an interesting and sometimes quite good instrumental arrangement, for those of y’all who like reading along with instrumental scores (you may have to download and install Sibelius Music’s Scorch music player). Here are the lyrics.

Go, Tell It On the Mountain I can’t seem to lay my hands on the arrangement/recording I’m partial to right now, so the link’s to a pdf of a decent arrangement.

Rise Up Shepherd and Follow The link’s to a clip of a credible piano performance. Others by the same performer found here. Lyrics here.

And a bonus, number 14 (even though I could keep on going :-)):

Silent Night I prefer the German lyrics:

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute heilige Paar.
Holder Knab’ im lockigten Haar,
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht
Lieb’ aus deinem göttlichen Mund,
Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund’.
Jesus in deiner Geburt!
Jesus in deiner Geburt!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Die der Welt Heil gebracht,
Aus des Himmels goldenen Höhn,
Uns der Gnaden Fülle läßt sehn,
Jesum in Menschengestalt!
Jesum in Menschengestalt!

4. Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Wo sich heut alle Macht
Väterlicher Liebe ergoß,
Und als Bruder huldvoll umschloß
Jesus die Völker der Welt!
Jesus die Völker der Welt!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Lange schon uns bedacht,
Als der Herr vom Grimme befreit
In der Väter urgrauer Zeit
Aller Welt Schonung verhieß!
Aller Welt Schonung verhieß!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Hirten erst kundgemacht
Durch der Engel Alleluja,
Tönt es laut bei Ferne und Nah:
“Jesus der Retter ist da!”
“Jesus der Retter ist da!

Linked at the Thursday Thirteen Hub and at the Christmas Alliance 2007 HQ.

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Monday, Monday…

There’s no rhyme or reason to what the voices in my head might be tossing about. Right now (obviously, from the post title), it’s The Mamas & the Papas.

Go figure.

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Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus

This Advent song comes from the marriage of two separate revival movements, one English and the other Welsh. Charles Wesley penned the words in the eighteenth century and Rowland Pritchard’s tune, HYFERDOL, was written and married to the words in the nineteenth century, and that tune remains to this day most closely associated with these words, though it has found good use with other hymn texts as well.

Come, Thou long-expected Jesus,
Born to set Thy people free;
From our fears and sins release us;
Let us find our rest in Thee.
Israel’s strength and consolation,
Hope of all the earth Thou art;
Dear desire of every nation,
Joy of every longing heart.

Born Thy people to deliver,
Born a Child, and yet a King,
Born to reign in us forever,
Now Thy gracious kingdom bring.
By Thine own eternal Spirit,
Rule in all our hearts alone;
By Thine all-sufficient merit,
Raise us to Thy glorious throne.

Here is a brief excerpt of the sadly OOP rendition of “Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus” by John Darnell. (You can probably find a used copy of Winterlude — Instrumentals for a Contemplative Christmas available at Amazon.com, though.)



Click here for standalone player

Boring “insider music talk” from last year’s post about this hymn below the fold. 🙂

Those of y’all who find Christmas as amazing as I do might consider contributing to the Carnival of Christmas and becoming a part of the Christmas Alliance. From Kat at Cathouse Chat,

…the Carnival of Christmas will be hosted at CatHouse Chat this year. I am asking that all my blog family participate (pretty please!) by sending in one (or more) posts celebrating the holiday season. Photos, recipes, poems, essays, meditations, family traditions, Christmas/Hanukkah (sp?) thoughts – ANYTHING which reflects the season in a good and wholesome spirit will be welcome and posted.

I am planning to close submissions on 23 Dec 2007, a Sunday, and post the Carnival sometime on Christmas Eve Day. You may submit your post(s) to the Carnival of Christmas page at BlogCarnival , or send me entries directly [ask me in comments for her email address–twc] AND PUT “Carnival of Christmas” in the subject line (***PLEASE!!!*** that’s how I’m going to make certain it gets into the correct folder; I don’t want to miss anyone). If you see an entry on another blog which doesn’t know about the Carnival that would be perfect, make sure you send it on in and let the author know!

In the same email, Kat thoughtfully provided the following info about the Christmas Alliance:

Secondly, as a very important FYI, the Random Yak has the Christmas Alliance 2007 Page up and running. Please make sure you check that page out frequently as he updates and adds posts – and make sure you link and TB Christmas posts to him as well. To join the Christmas Alliance, all you need to do is e-mail him [again, ask me in comments for a contact e–twc] and request to be added – and then post your heart out about Christmas!

Finally, let me strongly stress the requirements for participating in the Carnival of Christmas and the Christmas Alliance: posts linked to/submitted to these two blactivities MUST “treat Christmas in a positive light” whether they be “[r]eligious, secular, serious or silly”*–they MUST deal with Chritmas positively. (There: repetitiously redundant enough to be effective? Hope so. :-))

And again (“what I say three times… ” *heh*), as Kat said in her e-,

…PLEASE REMEMBER TO STRESS “celebration of the season” “appropriate” and “positive” so that everyone is clear on the requirements

Continue reading “Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus”

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AWOL *cough*

I am not here; this is not me, no matter what you think you see: I am not here, this is not me.

(Yep, twc is pretty much non compos mentis today… until y’all get those pointers to good reading coming in, that is. :-))

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