Listing Starboard: Goofs and Gaffes and Booboos, Oh My!

Just a few wee incidents in the life of the most competent, carring, transparent and ethical administration since the Founding to warm the cockles of a curmudgeon’s heart.

Toby Harnden at The Telegraph has his top ten lineup of Obama administration goofs, gaffes and booboos in text/video format. Chuckle and groan simultaneously as Obamabiden does its best to demonstrate just how stupid American voters are. One of my favs:

I checked as carefully as I could given the quality of the video, and I do not believe our beloved Blockhead-in-Chief did any damage to the helicopter. (Do note how much hay the Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind did NOT make of this–or O’s “makes a better window than a door” play as opposed to all the playing up of similar incidents where Gerald Ford “got his clumsy on”.) Sadly, the incident did not appear to have knocked any sense into the Dunderhead-in-Chief…

The “most transparent” administration in the history of the world… plans to block press access to a press award ceremony. ?!? Uh-huh, that’s right.

Barack Obama was elected commander in chief promising to run the most transparent presidential administration in American history.

This achievement and the overall promise of his historic administration caused the National Newspaper Publishers Assn. to name him “Newsmaker of the Year.”

The president is to receive the award from the federation of black community newspapers in a White House ceremony this afternoon.

The Obama White House has closed the press award ceremony to the press.

Makes sense of a very Orwellian kind, doesn’t it?

The O! ought to learn to treat his teleprompter better. After all, it IS “Obama’s Brain”. Dumbass. “Great orator” MHWA…

Multiple AIG gaffes by the O! Team noted by… Maureen Dowd! Now, that’s gotta hurt, O!

Addendum: Not to be passed by, O! “sent” a video “NooRuz” greeting to Iran. Now, I could be missing something here, but isn’t iran ruled by (essentially) a dictatorship of hard line Islamic mullahs? And isn’t “NooRuz” (or however the thing is properly transliterated) a Zoroastrian new year celebration? And haven’t the Disciples of The Butcher of Medina roundly condemned Zoroastrianism for centuries? And was not the Muslim conquest of Iran marked by bloodbaths featuring Zoroastrian worshipers? And have not Muslim rulers since that time marked their rule by periodic persecution of Zoroastrianism? Has The Most Competent Ruler Since the Founding of the World struck again?

(Although, perhaps this is a note of support for some sort of Zoroastrian underground… And I do note that, yes, Nooruz is indeed celebrated widely in Iran. It’s just amusing to watch the O! mix his multi-culti crap up all over the place.*heh*)

Well, doubtless you can find more in the administration that has managed to match its spending splurge only with the number of nominees to admin posts who have refused to be part of funding the government in the past, but it’d just be piling on for me to note more here.

Is this how the American Experiment is to end, not with a bang but with a pratfall prexy?

Eliminating Life’s Lil Speed Bumps…

…one at a time. This one: download/upload speeds for my internet connection. I was pretty well pleased for several years after ditching dialup for a cable internet cnnection, because I went from a nominal 56kbs connection to a nominal 3mbs connection. Pretty good. Then my service provider began upgrading and things improved beyond that for a while, until enough users in my neighborhood began dragging the real connection speed down, clogging the pipes, as it were, in our shared node.

But recently, my cable company has undergone another round of service enhancements, and now,

speedtest01

And

speedtest021

…are pretty normal upload/download speeds.

Nice, since I’ve begun streaming more media and am considering a Netflix or Amazon addition to our media use (just discovered that Amazon.com both sells and rents movies–knew I could buy ’em there, but the rental part came as a surprise). I like our local rental place–good folks and all–but finding movies there can be a bit difficult (or impossible) from time to time, and sometimes we just feel like a bag of popcorn and a good flick. When–hopefully this summer–I cobble together a HTPC for the main TV, we’ll be glad of the bigger bandwidth pipe and faster flow for streaming/downloading those movies.

Added to My Wish List

Newly added to my “Redneck Geek’s I just GOTTA get me one-a these gizmos!” list:

Mosquito Raygun

A redneck geek’s dream toy…

(Hint, dudes: DDT is easier, cheaper and as safe. Yes, safe, despite Rachel Carson’s lies, as entomologist (that’s “bug scientist”) and mountaineer J. Gordon Edwards demonstrated by eating a teaspoon full–a truly massive amount for one “animal” of human size to ingest at one time–of the stuff weekly for about 30 years with no apparent ill effects. Yeh, he’s dead. Died at age 84… while mountain climbing. You should die so healthy.)


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Charles Murray: Tongue in Cheek

Well, he had much, much more to say in his American Enterprise Institute 2009 Irving Kristol lecture, but this comment from his introductory remarks is too sweet to pass up:

…I am so naïve about economics that I continue to think that we have a financial meltdown because the federal government, in its infinite wisdom, has for the last two administrations aggressively pushed policies that made it possible for clever people to get rich by lending money to people who were unlikely to pay it back.

Oh! *ROFL* (and hurting while I do… ) That’s rich.

Go read the rest.

h.t. Jerry Pournelle’s Chaos Manor

Congress Should Lead by Example

Speaking of irresponsible, greedy businessmen whose greed and incompetence have been instrumental in causing the recession, Senator Charles Grassley, R-IA, has infamously said,

“They need to do one of two things. The Japanese do it best. You either apologize, or you commit suicide.”

I agree wholeheartedly, Senator Grassley. Now, will you and your fellow congresscritters simply lead by example? Show ’em how it’s done! After all, it is YOU and your ilk–Dhimmicraps and wannabe Dhimmicrap Repugnican’ts–who were PRIMARILY responsible for causing this recession. I’d buy a ticket to watch you and your fellow congresscritters commit sepuku. Heck, I’d buy a few tickets and hand ’em out to local pols, pour encourager les autres, as it were.


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Petty Irritations

Just another gripe about computers. Don’t get me wrong, please. For the last 20 years of my life (well, the most recent 20 years–I’m not sure yet that the last 20 years will be MY last 20 years ;-)), computers have become integral to my daily life–work, play, even personal interactions (send an email or IM to a family member in another part of the house? Sure do. *heh*). But the things just naturally irk me from time to time as well.

Take my exploration of media center apps. As I’ve catalogued, the best of the lot I’ve tried to date has been MediaPortal. Works fine, but. *sigh* OK, I’m using it on a fairly capable computer: AMD 64X2 5600+ with 4GB RAM and a 1GB vidcard driving a nice 22″ “widescreen” LCD, etc. Heck, the TV tuner card I’m using is about $100 discounted at Newegg. Nice card there, too. But. If I have MediaPortal running (or any of the others I have tried to get working), that’s it. I can’t run it in a Window with some TV show on (MythBusters, for a recent exampe) and actually DO anything in other apps. Now, I have no problems watching a TV show while typing away on a blog post (What? You thought I was putting actual, well, thought into these things? ;-)), but noooo. Not when MediaPortal’s running, even thoiugh there’s plenty of room on this monitor to size the show in a window and have a workable-sized window to browse or manage email or even do remote support at the same time. (It’s not like a TV show is going to take up much mental effort on my part to watch, now is it?)

*sigh* Oh well. I guess I can just do as I did for years before I began using computers: read a good book while watching TV (and sometimes listening to music as well). I just need to use those extra “CPU” cycles I have laying around.

(Just to be fair, I do get better video and sound from my computer system than from our main TV and stereo system–for TV at least, though certainly not for music. There, it’s very nearly a push with the edge going to the bigger system in the bigger room.)

Fear-mongering

In the decade or more before his death, Michael Crichton spoke widely about fear-mongering in science circles (often coupled with making a religion out of science), exacerbated by the pressing need in media to market fear (the pun was intentional; if you groaned, shame on you :-)). The Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind (and the politicians who bow before its altar) openly embrace fear-mongering both for immediate audience share and to enhance the addiction of the masses to its poisonous screeds.

Both those who embrace a strictly dogmatic scientific approach to issues and those who rebel against such dogmatism seem to often embrace fear-mongering as a primary persuasive tactic. Take “natural” foods proponents and “scientific nutritionists” or medical establishment dogmatists and “holistic medicine” proponents and put them in the same room, and you’d likely end up with a kilkenny cats donnybrook of fear-mongering. Just one example can serve as a cautionary: chelation therapy is presented by some alternative medicine proponents as THE answer to a host of ills–ills they often imply the medical community only want to treat with very expensive therapies that work less well. The medical establishment counters with scary threats of death from chelation therapy, often pointing out that more than 30 deaths from chelation therapy have occurred… since the 1970s while noting that more than 800,000 inpatient/outpatient chelation treatments are administered per year. Let’s see now… that’s about 0.0000000125% of treatments have resulted in deaths!

*feh* Fear-mongering. Since chelation therapy for other than heavy metals poisoning is most often for alternative medicine treatment of heart and artery disease how about comparison to another common treatment for heart and artery disease? Heart bypass surgery results in at least a 1.0% death rate. That’s about 80,000 times more risky than chelation therapy. *heh*

The dire warnings from the Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming (which previously was the Church of Anthropogenic Global Cooling and is now transitioning to the Church of Anthropogenic Global Climate Change) have all been nothing but crying wolf. Not one of the warnings have come to pass–not one!–and so, like other whack job religious nuts who keep pushing back the date they prophesy for the end of the world, the Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming keeps having to move the goal posts in their deadly game to keep the fictional fear-mongering within the realm of the sheeple’s oh-so-flexible suspension of disbelief.

Lies, lies and more lies, built upon grains of sand, less than even kernels of truth, lies designed to induce fear in the credulous sheeple who, thanks to long term media brainwashing aided by a public education system that seems to be designed to produce idiots and individuals who cooperate in their own lobotomization, are completely unable to even parse this moderately complex sentence, let alone deconstruct the lies fed them by The Powers That Be.

As a popularly-voiced, accessible (to anyone who really can read and do simple arithmetic at a genuine upper grade school level) preparation to skeptical perusal of contemporary science-as-religion as presented for sheeple consumption, I recommend once again James Hogan’s Kicking the Sacred Cow. It’s an easy read for any even minimally literate person, and the footnotes are well worth following.

it’s not just literacy that’s a problem, although that certainly is a problem, but, as I found out in a recent conversation with someone locally, most people can’t even tell when they’re being manipulated with numbers. The “more than 30 people have died since the 1970s” attempt to frighten people away from thoughtful consideration of chelation therapies noted above is one such example. By contrast to the 30 or so deaths out of 24,000,000 or so chelation treatments in the U.S. since the 1970’s, 90 people a year are killed by lightning strikes. That’s roughly 0.000000003% of the population… per year! Ooo! Scary, huh? Not. Sure, ones chances of dying from a chelation therapy treatment are more than ones chances of dying from a lightning strike, but compared to other risks, both are neglible in the extreme. (I’m not advocating chelation therapy for anything but heavy metals poisoning. I’m just noting that scare tactics are reprehensible… and that the only defense is knowledge.) WHat’s my point here? Most folks wouldn’t even bother to count the zeros in the numbers offered above, and even more wouldn’t be able to discern how they were educed. The “recent conversation” that spurred this observation? Someone who’s back in school commented on how much trouble her statistics course was for her. Numbers are haaaard. *heh* Without a calculator, most folks can’t even balance their checkbooks. Heck, with a calculator many folks can’t. (OK, even I don’t do as many maths problems in my head as I used to do. I’m slowing down.) Even with calculators, math is just too hard for most folks, Why? Because most folks can’t do simple math at all and have no idea what that calculator they’re using is doing with the garbage they input–garbage because they don’t know what to input to get answers they need.

The simple answer is to learn to read. No, not how to read: to read. Read copiously, and choose books that are both well-written and have something worthwhile to say and that are well-grounded in reality. Even science fiction or fantasy novels can be more well-grounded in reality than much of the fear-mongering toxic waste poured down the gullets of credulous UNliterate sheeple by the Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind and its partners in crime found in Academia Nut Fruitcake Bakeries and Congress.


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The Wonderful Gift of Illiteracy

No, not just the inability to mumble through painfully puzzling out what printed words say, much more (or less *heh*) than that. What is even worse than the inability to painfully decrypt the squiggles written onto a page into sounds is the fact that more and more people have no idea what those painfully decrypted sounds actually mean. We see this every day in illiterate folks’ pejoration of words’ meanings and misuse of words (like those who think “everyday” means the same thing as “every day”).

Example (taken from multitudes proffered daily by Mass MEdia Podpeople, politicians *spit*, Academia Nut Fruitcakes and others): decimate. Mass Media Podpeople have so long used the word to mean something more akin to “annihilate” that we’ve lost the very useful meaning, “to execute one-tenth” of a population–whatever that may be–given us from the Roman practice of decimating a military unit which had members who refused to fight or who fled (NOT retreated under orders) battle. No, that perfectly useful distinction is now lost to almost the entire population of English speakers because some illiterate boobs misused it so often to mean “annihilate” (or something barely short of that), when they had other perfectly useful words… words that they apparently didn’t have access to because of the woeful paucity of their vocabularies.

*feh*

“Free speech” in the mouth of a leftard has become an oxymoron, because of the inability of our population of illiterates to distinguish word usage.

And the list could go on almost endlessly.

Words are tools of thought, and the fact that most people in our society have a very small bag of very dull tools means that thinking is half murdered in our public discourse.

What am I saying?!? “Half murdered” by dull tools wielded by dull tools?” Nah. Completely murdered by dull tools wielded by dull tools…

A written IQ and general knowledge test requirement for voting wouldn’t be enough to salvage the republic, but it could be a decent start… And don’t even start in with me about it being anti-democratic or violating people’s rights. *feh* Voting is a privilege with enormous responsibilities, and the ability to think, know what the words on a ballot mean and vote accordingly are base level skills the electorate should have… and does not.


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