Barking moonbats have controlled thought??? Who knew?

Where does GM find this stuff?

(Oh, I see: here.)

The new and improved tinfoil hat!

Here’s my contribution: since the “new, improved” thingy-ma-whopper cuts off all “alien mind control,” let’s do an experiment with Mass Media Podpeople. Put a few “new, improved” thingy-ma-whoppers on some MMPs and watch ‘em keel over as their remote control operators’ Waldos fail to work.

I’d pay to watch that.

New Republican Mascot? In My Dreams

On a lead from Random Rambling, I found this.

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It’d make the perfect new mascot for a Republican Party that’d discovered some backbone. What fun to watch all the loony left moonbats run away! Run away!

Unfortunately, the Republican Party ought to have this for its mascot:

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