Or is this just one more data point in support of The Relativity Weight Control Plan?
Oh, wait, you want to know what he Relativity Weight Control Plan is, eh? That’s simple. General relativity holds, among other things, that the faster a particle travels the greater its mass, as observed by an unaccelerated frame of reference until its quasi-local apparent mass is infinite.
Reason would suggest, then, that the slower an object, the less its apparent mass. So…
The fact that, when I took a two-hour nap I lost three pounds would tend to offer evidence of The Relativity Weight Control Plan’s efficacy, eh?
Yeh, yeh, I know that the Theory of General Relativity says no such thing as I have attributed to it, but there are pop-sci statements floating around that are close enough for such a twisted view to actually cause some listeners to nod in semi-agreement at least partway through an explanation of The Relativity Weight Control Plan. *heh*