[bump] Who needs the pressure whenthere’s so much good stuff to choose from?
But really, now, when presented something like this comment to a post on Jackson’s Junction
about Dan Blather’s signoff as C–B.S. “News” anchor, I’m tempted to label it “quote of the day”—
“O’l Dan Looked tighter than a long-necked wombat wearing a hat full of cranberries.”–’Ken’
It’s great art like that that convinced me to stop attempting poetry. That sentence just begs to be set to music… Where, oh where, is a Marty Robbins when you need one?
Ahh! Found Marty Robbins’ backup guys…
[Not!] Apparently they’re underwater or something, but maybe it’ll give Dan Blather’s Last Standâ„¢ a lil background music… (see below)