I had to steal someone else’s resolution this year, cos I’m already perfect, ya know. Well, apart from that “theft” thing… [heh]
Someone came up with a New Year’s resolution I think I can keep.
Can’t credit it, cos I recieved it in email from someone who
doesn’t know where it came from…
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The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I’ve “resolved” to do the following:
Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning mail
Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head
Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles
Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire
Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge
Saturday
Pick up the pieces!!
Sunday
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.