This parody is simply a comment on the complete nonsense that any idea of teaching one single solitary thing to the scatterbrained inmates of our government-run Prisons for Kids(TM) at this time of year is folly indeed. Based on a secular Christmas song you know well, It’s The Sap-Sappiest Time of the Year is a fair characterization of the “inmates running the prison” situation that mostly prevails in our government-run Prisons for Kids(TM).as Christmas vacation approaches.