I can’t make up stuff like this.
“Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities”
CALLAWAY, Fla. — Help, police, someone stole my pot!
A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
More at the linked story.
I bet Dougie and Misty Ann were model “students” in their local Government Institutions of Child Incarceration (AKA Public Schools)…