For most folks the seasons in America’s Third World County™ are
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
Deer Season
For others, the seasons are
Deer Season Ended
Not Deer Season
Still Not Deer Season
STILL Not Deer Season
Deer Season
Thatisall.
"In a democracy (‘rule by mob’), those who refuse to learn from history will be the majority and will dictate that everyone else suffer for their ignorance."
Similarly, here in Utah we have four seasons: Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and Construction.
My Elder Sister and Estimable Brother-in-Law have similar seasons where they live in Idaho. They do manage to get some gardening and hunting in. 🙂