Apparently, Jean Fraud sKerry thinks the color-coded alerts from Homeland security are laughable. (Well, finally an “issue”—though not much of one—sKerry nearly agrees with me about… ) According to WSJ’s James Taranto, Jonathan Wilson (one of his readers) suggests sKerry would replace the now familiar Homeland Security color-coded alerts with:
Level 1: Ennui
Level 2: Comme ci, comme ça
Level 3: Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
Level 4: Regardez!
Level 5: Zut alors!
Hmmm… Maybe I’d better re-think my position on Tom Ridge’s color coding…