Beer: A Progress Report

Well, I’ve bottled my first micro-mini-keg (just two gallons) of beer, a so-called “West Coast Ale” mix. It’ll have to condition for at least a week in the Grolsch “swingtop” bottles I put it in so it can carbonate and do all those other good bottle-conditioning things. (Actually, I’m thinking a week may be too short. I’ll try chilling one bottle a week or so from now and then split it with my taste tester to see if I should let it go longer.)

The sample I tasted, flat, no carbonization [what I get for writing with my eyes closed :-)], was definitely an average pale ale, though it could have used more hops, IMO. Still, if these come together and carbonate nicely in the bottle, I’ll be well pleased.

The molasses (“kitty litter”) beer stopped out-gassing about a day ago (no bubbles or aromas escaping from the less-than-airtight makeshift fermentation bucket), so I took all the Grolsch bottles I had left and put about a gallon in them to bottle condition. Then, I did what every site I’ve read on the subject said not to do: I put the last 1.5 (plus a smidge) gallon in twist-top bottles… and I even re-used the twist top bottle caps.

Now, before someone chimes in with a warning about exploding bottles, I did put these in a closed ice chest (sans ice, of course :-)) to condition. Besides, I used only bottles that had had bottle conditioned (bottle carbonated) beer to begin with (rabbit trail: I have managed to save some of the sediment from those bottles and have another trial brew already bubbling away, visibly fermenting from that sediment!), and the caps? Well, I’ve already used such a setup to “brew” both bottle-carbonated root beer and ginger ale successfully, and I used the trick I did then: I bottled one bottle extra in a PET (plastic) bottle so I can do the “hardness test” (plastic bottle becomes too hard to squeeze w/o real effort: enough carbonation, already!).

Besides, as I said, these bottles and caps have already been used once to bottle carbonate beer and what man has done, man can aspire to do!

*heh*

(And as I said, the bottles are all closed away and any explosions will be sequestered, so why not give it a shot, eh? BANG! *heh*)

Anywho, we’ll just see. The pale-ale-from-a-mix won’t quite be ready for Thanksgiving, but I think I can make some sparkling cider (maybe a half gallon?) by then as well as another gallon or so of root beer and a gallon or so of ginger ale. After all, I already have some turkey ready to go, and the kids are bringing most of the rest of a “traditional” Thanksgiving feast, so why not make some of these if I can?

Mini-micro-update: I used the last wee tad of molasses beer left in the fermentation bucket as the base for a water/sugar mix to rehydrate some cranberries I dehydrated last year. I’ll add some pineapple and perhaps some pectin and make a cranberry-pineapple jam/jelly for Thanksgiving. The cranberries are soaking, still, after a stiff boil (in a tightly sealed pot), and I’ll add the pineapple (and maybe pectin) later after the ‘berries are fully rehydrated. Mmmmm, cranberry-pineapple molasses beer jelly! Oh, yeh, and mandarin oranges. What’s with my memory? And lemon zest.

Wrong-headed “charity”

It’s not just American politicians *spit*, Academia Nut Fruitcakes, Sub-moral Religionist “Leaders” and their ilk who are destroying the concept of charity with handouts. I confess to participating in the less-than-charitable “feed to poor/end world hunger” scam, myself.

Go ahead. While I stopped at “donating” 700 grains of rice “through the United Nations to end world hunger” via the freerice.com page (because the method was so dreadfully boring as much as any other reason), I know that in good conscience I ought to have stopped sooner.

1. “United Nations”–that alone should assure that any donated rice is diverted to line the pockets of bureaucrats and petty dictators and politicians, oh my!
2. Feed a man for a day, starve a society for a lifetime.

Think that second is too harsh? Well, perhaps. But feeding people consistently (consistently subsistence food, that is) and insuring that they are dependant upon the providers of that food (primarily, it seems, to insure the continuance of the “charity”) while specifically NOT providing them with the means as well as motivation to provide for themselves can be the cruelest tyranny of all.

For a contrarian commentary on Western “charity” read Kim du Toit’s Let Africa Sink. Read it again. And again.

End world hunger? By donating food through the U.N.?!?!? Not going to happen.

Little sidebar: I once proposed a mentoring program for a homeless shelter/food bank to mentor steady “customers” of that “charity business” that provided food and shelter to perpetual indigents and folks already on welfare and food stamps, etc, and employment primarily to people who… were steady customers of the homeless shelter/food bank and to some libtards who had no other marketable skills. Not a welcome proposal. What?!? Actually give the few who really wanted genuine help a leg up on finding and keeping jobs that would remove them as “customers” of the “charity” and–potentially–deprive the “charity” of its reason for existing?!?!? A completely mad idea!

But, if you want to play a vocabulary game for a while and finess yourself into believing–for a short while at least–that you actually are helping to “end world hunger” then go ahead and play the “Guess this word, donate 10 grains of rice” game. I played long enough to feed a third world family for a day or so. Provided they actually got the rice. And had the means to cook it. And clean water to cook it in. And…

But they’ll still not have the (physical or more importantly cultural means to grow their own. And that is the point of the whole “end world hunger by giving a man a fish for a day” scam.


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Talk about talk

Here’s a slightly redacted re-run from a third world county post from August ’05 that I was reminded of as the result of a recent email exchange. From simply remarking on my then non-existant comment policy, I rabbit trailed off into the ether… or did I?


[When commenting] …try to either make sense or be completely (and humorously) nonsensical when you do. I don’t have a formal comment policy. [Well, I do now–see the left sidebar.] I don’t care one single solitary bit what “kind” of language you use. But anything that presents itself as a serious comment but is riddled with fallacies (_1_, _2_, _3_) will be subject to mocking deconstruction (if I have time and feel like expending the effort), deleted as too assinine for public exposure or left as the commenter’s own self-parody—the deciding factor: my personal whim.

Many people exercise common sense when formulating their comments. I can appreciate that. Some exercise their sense of humor, and I can appreciate that, usually no matter how weird their sense of humor* may be. Others, and they are few indeed, actually learned in school or elsewhere how to make clear, reasoned arguments. Rare, and greatly appreciated. People I stand to learn much from.

But some just have no business even having an opinion, because they are both too ill-informed and are idiots (usually, as I have said elsewhere, self-made idiots), unable to recognize the value (or even the existence) of arguments from facts or reason, taking their preconceptual biases as fact and building a “reality-based” fantasyland of idiotarian unreason on that shaky foundation.

Here’s a scary thought: Exposure to such could almost move one to accept Margaret Sanger’s arguments for eugenics. As Oliver Wendell Holmes once said, “Three generations of imbeciles is enough.” In light of the current trend among liberalists [and most so-called “conservative” presidential candidates *sigh*], Holmes’ comment begins to have a certain appeal…

But, no. Better to remove much of the shielding preventing a Darwinist microevolution of the race… Get the “gummint” outa the cradle-to-grave protection racket. Starve the academicians. Feed the (NON-POLITICAL) scientists. Make artists—all of ‘em—either live or die in the marketplace (no more NEA subsidies). Castrate lawyers making their living off liability suits. No, really: castrate. A lower testosterone level will help. Let folks take responsibility for their own stupidities. Remove the heads of politicians who come up with “great society” ideas that ruin families, destroy communities and enhance their own political power. Yes, their heads. They’ve not been using them for any good anyway.

It’s a big job, but these small steps toward re-introducing the idea of personal responsibility [would be a good start]. And that would put paid to the Frank Roaches, Dan Blathers, Nancy Pelosis, Teddy Kennedys, Jean Fraud sKerrys and all their ilk.

That it would eliminate many on the quasi-faux-conservative side of the coin as well would be a nice lil side benefit.

*Do note: humor is not always funny. Some of the most humorous of pieces can be dark, broody, macabre.


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As random as it gets… Eight plus Five

Killing two birds and alla that…

Nancy, who blogs at Soliloquy, tagged me in this meme. And in accordance with The Rules, here are…The Rules:

  • When tagged, you must link to the person who tagged you.
  • Then post the rules before your list, and list eight random things about yourself.
  • At the end of the post, you must tag and link to eight other people.

Oh, and it’s not in the rules but I think dropping by the tagees’ sites to leave a drive-by comment letting ’em know they’ve been tagged (as Nancy did here) would be more than halfway smart, eh?

So, recognizing that truly random thoughts or circumstances are beyond my power to generate, I’ll play along anyway.

Rule#1: done. (I ought to link to Nancy more often anyway. She does good blog. ;-))

Here’s #2:

1.) Hot n cold, cold n hot: when will Fall make up its mind, eh? I have plants going crazy outside, and I’m not far from the mark myself some days… (OK, some of y’all probably thought, “Not far from the mark?!? He’s already jumped the gun!” *heh*)

2.) Is there something special about digital cameras and rechargeable batteies or is it just me? Freshly recharged batteries are juuuust fine, until that “Can’t miss this one!” shot comes around…

3.) I never thought I’d burn more CDs/DVDs than the boxes and boxes (and boxes and boxes… ) of floppies (and vidtapes) I have laying around. That ship sailed a loooong time ago, though. Now I need a dedicated system just to keep track of the things, I think.

4.) Why is it that the bolt placement of that ONE troublesome hidden fastener isn’t covered in any of the manuals on the ONE car that needs service the most, any more than the “proper tool” (as in “remove [obscure widget] with the proper tool”) is identified in those same manuals?

5.) There are days when The World’s Largest Cup of Coffee just isn’t big enough…

6.) There is no day that cannot be made measureably better by either coffee or beer. Or ice cream. Or maybe coffee beer ice cream. (I really need to make me some-a that stuff!)

7.) I have now officially started too many “spare time projects”. Something has to give. I think I’ll just take a nap.

8.) After my nap, maybe I could just relax and build another computer, ya think?

[See below my list of taggees for five bonus pseudo-random things]

#3: Tagees:

1. Kat, of Cathouse Chat
2. Angel of Woman Honor Thyself
3. Perri Nelson of, urm, Perri Nelson’s Website
4. The Random Yak
5. Diane at The Trouble With Angels (provided the chiropracty goes well–pulling for you Diane!)
6. Richard at Random Rambling (assuming your schedule will allow you more time for blogging, bub. :-))
7. Rosemary, of the eponymous Rosemary’s Thoughts
8. Layla of The Hill Chronicles

With a group like this, the “random” responses could be all over the map–everything from political views to punny posts to MUD*-slinging and things even further out.

Surprise me.

*No, not that. “Multi-User-Domain gunslinging gaming”


And now to add five more semi-pseudo-random things to the eight for Thursday Thirteen (because I already have eight things and I’m too lazy to round up thirteen computers or thirteen different beers or whatever and take a picture or make another entirely different list for a post that’ll come out the same day :-)):

9.) I love to drive. It’s just the idiots on the highways that I don’t much care for.
10.) Have I mentioned my batch of “kitty litter beer” I have brewing? Well, that’s cos I’m the only one I’ll allow to call it that, and I don’t want to encourage y’all to start in on it. Oops. Guess the kitty’s outa the bag, now, though.
11.) If it’s not one thing it’s another. I’ve had the starting system on my Wonder Woman’s car torn down, tested and now reassembled. Wasn’t until I moved a whole buncha junk in reassembling (rationalizing the layout a bit) that I finally found a (semi-sorta-mostly) hidden fusable link that I’ll replace tomorrow. Isn’t that the way it goes? Not only was it not in ANY of the places the manuals (yes, plural) said it was, but it definitely doesn’t even look OEM… but it’s definitely keeping the car from starting. Cars. Gotta love have ’em.
12.) I need to move my network closet so I can put a mini beer fridge right next to my office. It’s definitely do-able.
13.) I keep reaching for the phone, but it’s just my ears ringing. Tells me it’s past time I headed for bed.


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On Beer and Social Awareness

I’ve just recently begun brewing my own beers. No, I’ve not yet reached the point of cracking open a swingtop bottle of one of my own brews, but I do have two very different beers brewing now, and for my Wonder Woman, I’ve already brewed a gallon of completely non-alcoholic root beer that blows away ANY commercial root beer I’ve ever tasted.

All that to say that my interest in learing how to brew my own beverages–alcholic and non-alcoholic both–has brought me into contact with some interesting folks. Following a link at Strange Brew (where I picked up a modified recipe for George Washington’s Molasses Small Beer, which I further modified based on reading other molasses beer recipes and the equipment I had on hand *heh*), I found this gem that reminded me why “all politics is local” and why I take those things which politicians *spit* at the national level do that affect me very, very personally:

Some version of “caring about the health of the consumer” surely appears in the mission statements of all the major food corporations, including the most egregious violators of the public trust. In other words, it is hard to genuinely care about someone you don’t even know. Compassion in the abstract is almost always a self-deception. Much more reliable is the goodwill and mutual sense of responsibility that exists among neighbors who are bound together into a community, their good intentions enforced by social pressure and the intimacy of long association. [emphasis added–ed]

When the political elite take steps attempting to make outlaws “okey-dokey” via mass amnesties; when the political elite treats the tax dollars they extort from me as their personal funds; when the political elite pass laws that curtail my freedoms and powers as a citizen, I take it very personally. Because it’s not just some guy in Akron, Ohio that’s affected, it has direct and indirect impact on my life, the lives of my family and friends.

So pardon me just a little when I become outraged the next time a politician takes some of the money extorted from me, my family, my neighbors and friends (as an example) and hands it to someone else instead of handing it back to the people it was stolen from, with a heartfelt apology for the theft.

[Note: Yes, I know the quoted material addresses only commercial vs. home produced “artisan” foods, but the priciple (“it is hard to genuinely care about someone you don’t even know”–or events that do not impact someone you know) does dovetail with my assertion that politics is only genuinely significant at the personal level.]


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Trenchant Observation from Chaos Manor

Jerry Pournelle comments on how democracies fail:

If anyone wants to know how democracies fail, look at our energy policy, or lack thereof. We have invested a trillion dollars in a war to stabilize oil supplies — does anyone sane or insane suppose that we would have put the entire might of the empire into Iraq if it weren’t for Middle East oil? — when a fraction of that invested domestically would have given us energy independence. I said all this back before the invasion when the costs were thought to be about $300 billion. Three hundred billion is a lot of money, and that much invested in nuclear power, developing domestic oil resources, and sponsoring X-Projects on efficient transportation using electricity would have given the US energy independence; and if $300 billion wouldn’t do it, the $1,000,000,000,000 — one trillion dollars — the war actually cost certainly would have. We’d also have Solar Power Satellites and a Moon Colony (you build the Lunar Colony on weekends and third shifts while constructing Solar Power Satellites)…

…If that isn’t depressing enough, think about what’s happening with the Great Global Warming Scam. We can’t just establish a Technocracy. Science generates bureaucracies, and Pournelle’s Iron Law of Bureaucracy governs there too. The bureaucrats will always run the show, and the scientists and technologists will be subordinate to them. The Great Global Warming Scam coupled with the Great Ethanol Scam to make some people (think ADL) very, very rich. It also enriches those who sell carbon offsets.

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So, what’s not to like?

So, I wanted to d/l and burn a copy of the newest Ubuntu, 7,10 “Gutsy Gibbon” but only had an old Win2K (with, it must be noted, the best and fastest DVD-RW/CD-RW drive and a respectable–for Win2K–512 MB memory, etc.) comp and another old comp running Puppy Linux booted. Wht to do?

Let’s see, use the comp with the fastest CDRW speed, plenty of physical memory and a relatively capable CD writing software or…

Use the comp with less memory and whatever came with the Puppy Linux CD.

Keep in mind, the only apps “installed” on the Puppy Linux box are those that came bundled with the less than 100MB FULL version of Puppy (oh, and Opera, which I added), and all the apps I run in a Puppy session–INCLUDING the OS are all loaded into memory/swap file off a CD on booting, so the built-in CD writing software is necessarily a teensy lil program,

I went with d/l-ing the latest Ybuntu distro and then burning the ISO file on the Puppy box. The builtin app–ingeniously named, cdrecord–just automagically recognizes the format of whatever one is burning (in this case, an ISO file) and burns it in the proper manner. Have to jump through twice as many (at least) hoops using the Win2K machine.

Simple, fast, easy-peasy. Just a joy to work with.

And after I reboot and do a fresh install of Ubuntu “Gutsy Gibbon” on that machine? No problem. Just save the pup.sys file to USB key and when I next want to boot Puppy on that machine, I can have all of my customization on that USB key.

As I said, what’s not to like?

🙂

Now, if only I could get Encore (music transcription software) to run under WINE on one of these Linux installs…

Anarcho-Tyranny in New Haven Connecticut

Is this what our veterans fought and bled and died to preserve?

The PC Wusses rule the roost and exact danegeld from their subjects in a town ruled by wusses who claim to fear the nonexistant and oppress the masses with their convenient “fear.”

Headline:

Men Cleared Of Charges In Flour Anthrax Scare

[Set aside the fact that those charged were a brother and sister; apparently, The Morning News–an Arkansas paper–cannot discern any differences in the sexes *heh*]

Here’s the background. Since 1938, Hash House Harriers have provided a social context for like-minded folk who like to gather–usually in pubs–for a few sociable beers after a game of hounds and hares. Many HHH’s characterize their clubs as “drinking clubs with a running problem”. *heh* The best description of HHHs is probably the one found at the link above:

“…the world’s most eccentric running club, the Hash House Harriers. Now with 1843 hash groups registered in the world directory located in almost every major city in the world and 178 countries, it is easier than ever for you to find fun, trail, and friendship where you live. The Hash House Harriers is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where you join the pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail set by the hare or hares (other runners), then gather together for a bit of social activity known as the On In or Down Down with refreshment, humor, song and sometimes a feast.”

So, what does this have to do with the idiot tyrants of New haven Connecticut? Well, it seems that in August, a group of HHHs had a hounds and hare event on in New Haven and a brother and sister team were tasked as the “hares”. So, off they went laying a trail for the “hounds” to follow. Now, naturally, the “hounds” couldn’t follow by scent like real hounds would, so the “hares” laid the trail with a strange white substance that has been used for something like 70 years in these games: flour.

The New Haven Nutcakes went cukoo, and when Daniel Salchow–the brother–heard about all the fuss and went by to identify the substance, he (and his sister, visiting from Germany) were arrested and charged with “first-degree breach of peace”–a felony.

After a couple of months of legal wrangling (during which Dorothee Salchow “fled” for the relative sanity of Hamburg, Germany *heh*) the charges were dropped. When Daniel Salchow paid $4,000 extortion money to the New Haven People’s Board of Anarcho-Tyranny.

Funny thing: last month, Fayetteville, AR–not usually a bedrock of sanity itself–had a lil kerfuffle when another HHH group laid a flour trail (as they have done for decades) that included lil piles of flour, one of which was deposited in front of the Federal Building in downtown Fayetteville.

No arrests. No big tizzy. The flour was identified as flour and life went on.

But in the People’s Republic of New Haven, the Board of Anarcho-Tyranny had another agenda…

BTW–in an appropriate rabbit trail–something like 40 years ago, I wrote a piece for whistler choir and symphonic band in honor of the Hash House Harriers. Sad to see an American town now so scared of shadows that tyrannical rule is simply accepted at face value. All a part of the lessons taught by Homeland (In)Security, TSA goons, et al. Maybe a revival of the Hounds and Hares March performed by a local high school band–at every public function of City government for a year, perhaps?–would do New Haven’s tyrants some good…


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Chapping my gizzard

Torquing me off.

Turning my crank… counter-clockwise.

It’s that time of year again: the time when I see/hear such subliterate claptrap as I recntly recieved in email from a “traditional values” group that doesn’t know enough about the traditions they hold dear to even refer to them correctly.

“A Sunday School class from a church near Mrs. Arnold’s apartment comes every year to host a Hanging of the Greens…”

Yeh, and my thought is always, “What did the Greens do to merit being hung?” Or, “Oh, dear. Folks’d be better off eating their kale and spinach than hanging it… ”

The proper term is “Hanging of the Green” NO PLURAL “s”! *sigh* Cultural illiterates “protecting” so-called “traditional values that they do not know enough about can do as much harm as (sometimes more than) others who deliberately attack “traditional values” (whatever that term means).

As a small demonstration of the destructive nature of large numbers of cultural illiterates coupled with the proliferation of their dimwits via the internet, the correct phrase, “Hanging of the Green” tallies only 741 hits on Google, while the triumph of cultural illiteracy brings in over 28,000 for “Hanging of the Greens.”

Probably the same idiots who say/write “Daylight SavingS Time.”

*profound sigh*

That comes to about 38 dumbasses for each moderately literate person on the internet, by this measure. A remarkably better ratio than I run into in meat space on a day-to-day basis.

*heh*


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Broaden Your Vista

Steve Bass recently touted the video embedded below as a humorous example of the response Windows Vista has garnered. My own experience with Vista has been on computers of folks wanting to “downgrade” to XP, so it pretty much mirrors the views expressed in the video (Warning to neo-victorian prissie wusses–some vulgarity* included in the video):


*for those who cannot differentiate between vulgarity, obscenity and profanity, well, *sigh*, such folks are, I fear, beyond hope…