Tag: Dhimmicraps

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Zeros With The Rims Kicked Off

Those of y’all who have avoided watching the Circus in Denver in favor of searching for meaningful content w/o bubbleheads (Mass Media Podpeople) to yammer in your ears, telling you what you just heard, you need read no further.

But for those of y’all who’ve been watching the speeches so far performed at the Dhimmicrappic Convention, let me throw down a challenge : Go read a few (sample 1, sample 2, sample 3) and note any content of substance. Any.

Back now? That was easy, wasn’t it? Didn’t find any substance did you? Lots of soap bubbles and pipe dreams covered over by moderately competent public speaking (which passes for “stirring” and “inspiring” with a public brought up on pap), “sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

IOW, more of the same old same old political bullshit.

I can hardly wait for more of the same from the Repugnican’t Convention.

*yawn*

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The Obamassiah: The “Great Negotiator”? (MHWA)

Michael Goodwin sums up the Billary-Obamassiah “negotiations” for the Dhimmicrappic Convention:

It reminds me of a Cold War joke about how the Russians view a compromise. They come to the table and announce the rules: What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is negotiable.

How would President Obama respond?

I think we just found out.

Indeed. The Obamassiah’s just the kind of doof I used to like playing poker with. Can’t find his own @$$ with a mirror on a stick. He’s holding a straight flush, and Billary bluffed him down and is posed to clean his clock at the convention with her Clintoon Corps Blitz. All she’d need would be for a couple of skeletons from The Obamassiah’s closet to be dragged into the light of day the week of the convention and the Sooper-Dooper Delegationators would bid him a not-so-fond farewell.

Oopsie. All that Repugnican’t/Juan Mexicain sturm und drang wasted on the wrong candidate. Wheels spin as the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” gins up to trot out (a very justifiable) “Hate Billary” campaign.

My, oh my, wouldn’t that be fun?

*heh*

More fun would be, as I commented at morewhat.com,

“Does it get any better than this”

Wellllll, let’s see if we can improve on it a bit:

Billary plot to (character) assasinate The Obamassiah revealed…

Obamassiah’s Indonesian citizenship (as Barry Soetoro) comes to light…

Billary Arkansas dirty tricks come back to haunt her…

Obamassiah’s ties to “big bidness” highlighted as convention starts…

A brokered convention leads to the nomination of Joe Lieberman who, after the Repugnican’t convention, Joins the Juan Mexicain ticket as VP candidate of The Uniparty.

The Libertarian Party posts a surprise upset in November.

The world shifts on its axis, poles switch and all sunspot activity ceases ushering in an ice age that kills 50% of all plant life and causes worldwide famine and apocalyptic death counts.

Algore blames it on anthropogenic global warming. Wins another Academy Award with the fraudumentary, “Nanny, Nanny, Boo-Boo: Your Thermometers Are All Wrong; I am Too Right about Anthropogenic Global Warming” for which he is also awarded his second Nobel Prize.

Watch out for poop from flying pigs falling on the ice rink in hell…

Of course, even better (but still in an alternate UNreality), Congress grows some balls and discovers a moral imperative to abide by the Constitution and 90% of our “feddle gummint” created problems disappear overnight (along with almost 90% of “feddle gummint” social programs, impeached “feddle gummint” judges, etc.).

With fantasies like that, now I know somebody slipped me some funny brownies…

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Oh, Boo-Freakin’-Who: The Hildebeast Bows Out

Well, it’s happened (or has it?). Hillary Clintoon has convinced me to vote for Juan Mexicain. *sigh* Heck, if the presidential “Homecoming Queen” election were to have been between The Hildebest and Juan Mexicain, I’d have been sore pressed to select a candidate to vote for (Bob Barr’s Quixotic candidacy is a waste of time, IMO *profound sigh* I could wish he were the Repugnican’t candidate instead of Juan Mexicain, but no, he has to waste everyone’s time*). On the one hand, there’s the utterly detestable Juan Mexicain who advocates a “Hildebeast-Lite” platform. On the other hand, there’s Satan’s Left Hand in the Senate, The Hildebeast her(?)self.

Of the two, Juan Mexicain would stand the best chance of getting almost his whole hog eaten by the Congress and The Hildebeast would likely have the shortest “honeymoon” on record… and the hardest time getting her “Sink America First!” agenda passed.

But with Barry Husein Obama-Winfrey as president, we’d be subjected to his entire socialist/communist, multi-culti agenda as he played the race card over and over.

And that’s just stupid, because far from being “America’s first black president” he’d in fact be America’s first Arab president. Check his family tree if you doubt me.

Oh, well. Maybe The Hildebeast has a copy of the infamous and elusive (apocryphal?) Michelle Obamamama “kill whitey” DVD hidden away to break during the Dhimmicrappic convention.

Meanwhile, folks it’s time to start ignoring the presidential race. Seriously. The more attention we pay these childish, destructive personalities, the more power we lend them. It’s time to focus our attention on the races for Congress, our state representation, etc. Hamstring whichever of the lousy candidates are elected president, and maybe the republic (what’s left of it at least) will survive one term of whichever yahoo is elected president.