What is a Lawn?

An area of grass designed to ruin one’s weekend.

(That’s why I refuse to have a lawn. I have a plain old yard instead. That way, I don’t have to be so picky about how it looks. Just whack down whatever is too tall and let it go with that. Fertilizer? pfui Water? Nah. The browner the better, IMO. Weed killer? DEFINITELY not! Gimme my wild onions and dandelions and more! Oh, my!)

Tongue-Clicking SciFi or LitRPG Characters Have You Twitching, Too?

Soooooo tired of this Manga meme. ITRW, people only do this to “giddyup” horses or sub for clickers with click-trained dogs. Or. . . they are imaginary (yeh, that’s about how “real world” they are) Japanese schoolgirls (or schoolboys who would be more comfy in skits) caught up in a Manga meme.

Here’s the solution for those twitches: STOP READING THAT CRAP!

*heh*