An area of grass designed to ruin one’s weekend.
(That’s why I refuse to have a lawn. I have a plain old yard instead. That way, I don’t have to be so picky about how it looks. Just whack down whatever is too tall and let it go with that. Fertilizer? pfui Water? Nah. The browner the better, IMO. Weed killer? DEFINITELY not! Gimme my wild onions and dandelions and more! Oh, my!)