Give Peas a Chance

[stolen]

    Let There Be Peas on Earth

    Let there be peas on Earth,
    And take away broccoli;
    Let there be peas on Earth,
    For peas are what’s meant to be.
    Peas are delicious,
    Round and firm and sweet;
    Broccoli looks like a forest,
    And trees were not meant to eat!

    Please let there be peas on Earth,
    But rid it of broccoli.
    I’d like all peas on Earth,
    But never the broccoli.
    So, eat some peas,
    Bring me some peas,
    Peas are the best for me!
    Let there be peas on Earth,
    But take all the broccoli!

All I have to say is that if someone wants a person to “take all the broccoli” then I’m his man. Yum.