Sh*t His Dad Says

I guess I’m outa the loop. This guy’s website’s been successful enough for him to get a book deal–and a TV deal–out of it. I can see why, though, since a lot of what his dad says (as reported by him) makes sense. A sample of one of the comments lacking the usual vulgarities:

Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If I want to talk to you, I’ll answer.

Pretty much how I view telephone use. (And if I were to call you and you didn’t answer, I guess we wouldn’t talk. Works for me.)

Bonus comments:

Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.

And,

The worst thing you can be is a liar….Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.

Oh, and yeh, William Shatner’s apparently involved in the TV show:

“I spent about 8 hours with William Shatner a few days ago. He’s an unbelievably smart guy. We were having a conversation about the rewrite of the pilot… “

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBz3nhPQ4oE

I dunno… the only thing I’ve really enjoyed William Shatner in is Boston Legal (he was always too over the top for me as Captain Kirk and please don’t even mention T. J. Hooker. I told you not to mention it and yet I did. *gag* *sigh* ), but I think I could watch him in something like this.

We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident

The Unanimous Declaration
of the Thirteen United States of America
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When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

My Own Lil “Round Tuit”

A couple of years ago when I bought a “bare” (no-OS) HP to use ,as a base for modding with peripherals–added memory and video/sound, more storage, etc.–I fully intended one of those mods to be a much more capable (and reliable) power supply. Well, I’ve finally done so, but only because the “commodity” power supply that came with the thing finally failed. Now, to be clear, I hadn’t really expected the thing to last this long, anyway, as it was very obviously the weakest link in the box as it was built, so I ought to have replaced it much, much sooner. But still…

OK, so the truth is that I’m too much of a tightwad to have replaced it before it actually failed. But now that it has, I’ve picked up a MOR Corsair 650TX to replace the 350W piece of commodity-grade junk. No, it’s not a PC Power and Cooling tank, but it’s certainly Good Enough:

For my purposes, I particularly like the single 52A 12+V rail.

Of course, since that machine’s back in my un-AC-ed office, it’ll see use only on cooler days (or when I really need that machine’s capabilities) through the end of August. Unless I actually get that office moved downstairs before then. ๐Ÿ™‚

Welcome News

In an eletter I get came this:

Hops have been shown to provide a more equally balanced inhibition of COX-1 and COX-2, acting primarily on the COX-2 pathway but having some COX-1 effects as well.

Even better news: Other information indicates the COX-1 effects of hops are minimal indeed.

Just one more reason to listen to Benjamin Franklin,

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

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Grandma Shoulda Had an AK-47 and Extra Clips

Police Tazer 86-Year-Old Grandma… in her bed.

Yes, there’s a lawsuit. Should be some dead cops, though, too. Seriously. She “took a more aggressive posture in her bed“? Gimme a break. More than 10 cops “respond” to a 911 call for medical assistance, crowd into the lady’s bedroom and tazer her when she tells them to leave?

The only thing that will stop this kind of thing is justifiable (self-defense) shootings of said bad cops. I don’t care who they are or how “scared” they may be of a crippled old lady, these guys deserve a long, long dirt nap and an introduction to their eternal rewards in hell.

And the impoverishment of their families to the third and fourth generations.


h.t.

The Economic Collapse

ID10T Error

Is this typical on all the White House computers except for the one used to program TOTUS? Must be…

Keyboard error or no keyboard present
Press F1 to continue

Nice to Know

Note to self: must by SquareTrade warranties on new compy and dishwasher this week

SquareTrade, the third-party warranty company, has published its experience with laptop reliability, and, no surprises to twc central users, ASUS and Toshiba came out on top in reliability.

Since 1/3 of those figures are from accidental damages and ASUS offers 1 and 2 year accidental damage protection just for buying some models (like mine :-)), that’s even better.

BTW, the only notebooks/laptops currently used at twc central are… ASUS or Toshiba. We’ve been very pleased with service on all of them.

Of course, I’m going to stress test ASUS service pretty soon now with a Windows 7 glitch. Well, since Windows 7 Home Premium came preinstalled on this lil toy, and it’s refusing to do ONE THING I REQUIRE OF IT (that is a built in feature), I’ll just have ASUS support give me the fix–just about any fix short of a repair install will do.

Of course, I’m on the cusp of a custom install of Win 7 Professional (or Ultimate), so I need to stress ASUS support before changing the preinstalled OS to what I really want on this lil compy. Still, the test cases I’ve placed before ’em so far have been dealt with handily, so this is really more just to over satisfy myself about ASUS support.

The Fate of Arrogance

I think of this passage from Ezekiel 28 every now and then as I contemplate the end of the hubris, the overweening pride, the arrogance of The Obamassiah:

2Ezekiel, son of man, tell the king of Tyre that I am saying: You are so arrogant that you think you’re a god and that the city of Tyre is your throne. You may claim to be a god, though you’re nothing but a mere human. 3You think you’re wiser than Daniel and know everything. 4Your wisdom has certainly made you rich, because you have storehouses filled with gold and silver. 5You’re a clever businessman and are extremely wealthy, but your wealth has led to arrogance!

6You compared yourself to a god, so now I, the LORD God, 7will make you the victim of cruel enemies. They will destroy all the possessions you’ve worked so hard to get. 8Your enemies will brutally kill you, and the sea will be your only grave.

9When you face your enemies, will you still claim to be a god? They will attack, and you will suffer like any other human.

I think on it, know I can have little (or no) effect upon The ร˜’s fate and feel… not satisfaction (for who could wish such a fate on even such a sad sack of sh#t?) but resignation, I suppose. Better an extended counseling session with Dr. Tarr and Mr. Fether resulting in a “Damascus Road experience” than the ultimate fate eternity has for such a one as The ร˜.


OK, technically The ร˜ did not himself compare himself to God, but his coy silence in the face of those who have done so combined with his plain arrogance is effectively the same thing.

Damning With Faint Praise

And that’s hyperbole. Praise, that is. Heard on a commercial between Burn Notice segments,

“…the best Twilight yet.”

Oh, *gag* That’s like saying, “Best saccharin-laden, brain-deadening vomit yet.”