The Feds give me a rash

It wouldn’t be so bad, I guess, if they did their legitimate work competently

The problem is, apart from armed forces personnel on the ground, most arms of the federal government are a waste of good, otherwise breathable (until it passes through the various orifices of the fedgov) air.

Case in point: Michelle Malkin’s blogpost yesterday.

EXCLUSIVE: DHS AWARDS GREEN CARD TO DEAD SEPTEMBER 11 VICTIM
By Michelle Malkin · January 26, 2005 07:16 AM

[her latest column] exposes how our behemoth, $34 billion Department of Homeland Security sent a green card approval notice on Jan. 15, 2005 to Mr. Eugueni Kniazev (pronounced Yev-GEN-nee Kuh-NEH-zev), who was murdered at the World Trade Center on that unforgettable day the towers collapsed.

Oh, those wacky guys n gals at DHS! What a jape! Not only do they send out an approval for a Green Card to a family who lost a loved on at the WTC on 9/11, but they are apparently doing absolutely nothing to correct the procedures that led to this gaff:

A Department of Homeland Security spokesman told me [Malkin] it’s up to family members to notify the government when an applicant dies. “It’s unfortunate,” he said, but there is no mechanism in place to prevent this from happening again.

What’s that? Just don’t give a flip that they’re sending out approvals for green cards to dead people? So what if someone gets one of these approval letters and usues it to become “legal”. Surely that’s not a security hole the Department of Homeland Security (Department of hack Socialists? Department of Ham-handed Sucker-bait? What?) ought to plug. Of course not!

Your tax dollars at work? DHS doesn’t seem to be working, if this is any example.

And it is.

Slow off the starting blocks—again

Carnival of the Recipes—LAST week!

The latest Carnival of the Recipes was up in fine (Alphabetical!) order last Friday… Caltechgirl did a great job organizing all the recipes. I’m gonna need another trip to the grovery store, I see. I mean, “Wake the Dead Applesauce“?!?!? Much more at the Carnival #23 link.

This week, the Carnival of the Recipes will be at Kin’s Kouch. Check your waistline at the door. Send your own recipes to recipe.carnival at gmail dot com

“Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings…”

A few of my favorite recipes—all easy, all the time

All easy recipes, all the time…

Quick Salsa

Chopped RIPE tomatoes (not the flavorless rocks you normally buy in the produce section)
Finely minced onion
Finely minced garlic
Chopped peppers: serano, jalapeño, habañero. Whatever suits your taste.
If you can stand the soapy taste, chop a little cilantro and add it.

Mix all that, set it aside for a few hours in the fridge and you have a decent tomato salsa.

A little quicker/easier: substitute a can of Rotel tomatoes and chilis for the tomatoes ONLY. You’ll still need some real peppers to add a little flavor, unless you’re a total wuss.

Basic Beans

Wash and sort 2-3 cups of pinto beans (more or less, depending on folks to be fed, how much you want left over for chili, etc. NOTE: I don’t guarantee the method below for red beans)

In a heavy stock pot, cover the beans with water-about 2″-3″ more water than beans.

Bring to a boil, remove from heat and let sit for an hour or so.
After an hour or so off heat, you have a decision tree branch:

1.) Do beans often give you gas? If so, and if it bothers you or others around you, toss the water and cover the beans with fresh water before proceding.

2.) If beans don’t seem to give you gas or passing gas doesn’t bother you or those around you (in my family, we call passing bean gas “love farts”—well, at least I do), then go ahead and cook the beans in the water they’re in.

Add a ham hock. No, don’t get fancy or make some sort of substitution. Add a ham hock.

Bring the mess to boil again, then cover, back the heat off to a simmer and leave it.

After about an hour cooking time, you can add salt or other seasonings to your taste. With the ham hock in, all I usually add is a little salt.

When are the beans done? Take a bean or two out and blow on ’em. If the skin curls away from your breathe either the beans are done or you have some knarly breath, dude.

What to eat with such ambrosia? Cornbread, of course.

My Fav Cornbread

(One of a very few “measured” recipes in my repertoire)

Make it in a well-seasoned cast iron skillet.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees fahrenheit (Yeh, I know I could just type “F” but “fahrenheit” is a fun word… even after its recent Moore-onic usage.)

2 cups corn meal (white or yellow)
1/2 cup all-purpose flour (wheat or white)
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon sugar (I know, it’s not “Southren”—so sue me)
1 egg, lightly beaten (or not. sometimes I just dump it in and let nature take its course as I mix other things in later. Seems to work as well)
2 cups buttermilk (NOTE: no buttermilk handy? put UP TO—no more!—1/4 cup of vinegar in your measuring cup before adding milk to the 2C amount)
2 tablespoon melted shortening or vegetable oil. (But bacon grease, just melted, is MUCH better-tasting. Combine with olive oil if you’re concerned about the trans fat stuff)

Dry ingredients mixed together.

Combine wet ingredients, then add them to dry & stir until it’s all just wetted.

Pour the mess into the skillet and pop it into the 400 degrees fahrenheit oven for about 25 minutes—more or less depending on your oven, etc. When you think it’s done, stick a toothpick into the middle. If it comes out clean, it’s done.

Beans, cornbread, freshly-sliced onion—heaven. Milk or buttermilk with this ambrosia.

Kickin’ grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup.

Kickin’ Tomato Soup

Easy. Just take any old condensed tomato soup. Add your fav salsa. heat. Done.

Kickin’ Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Chop your fav HOT pepper
Mince a slice or two of onion
Combine in small microwavable container with Easy Enchilada Sauce and some olive oil.
Nuke the mess for about a minute, more or less (depending mostly on your microwave oven)
Spread on bread
Add fav grated cheses
Grill. I like butter & olive oil in a cast iron pan, but one of those electric sandwich makers is OK, too.