Seen the Geiko commercial featuring the “Little Piggy Who Cried ‘Wee!’ All the Way Home”?
One word: bacon.
"In a democracy (‘rule by mob’), those who refuse to learn from history will be the majority and will dictate that everyone else suffer for their ignorance."
I thought that commercial was hilarious and almost blogged about it, but didn’t.
Is there anything bacon can’t do? Except the dishes, I mean?
Bacon Soap:
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/