Real friends… /OTP

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I recieved this via email from a real friend, “Hot” (the Sure Shot Hotshot *heh*). Make of it what you will. I certainly did…

Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You won’t see any cutesy little smiley faces in this list just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. And in bold letters so that all of you can read it.

1. When you are sad — I will help you plot revenge against the sorry man who made you sad.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you finally got a weekend without the kids.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words [and speak v e r y s l o w l y–ed..

7. When you are sick — Stay away from me
until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

Now, that’s a real friend… Back atcha, Hot. As the saying goes, “Friends help you move …real friends help you move bodies.”