‘Cos trousers have two legs. . . and “trousers” is plural. A two-legged person wearing a trouser would look strange with one clothed and one naked leg. Of course, a three-legged person would wear some really funky trousers.
"In a democracy (‘rule by mob’), those who refuse to learn from history will be the majority and will dictate that everyone else suffer for their ignorance."
Well, I suppose a pirate could wear a $250 glass.
Aye, matey! I hear ya. . .