Start surfin’
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Blessed Son & Heir just brought me another cuppa joe and I had a brilliant insight. See comments. heh. indeed.
Found this over at Spurs’ place. Linguistic logic isn’t the author’s strong suit, but it still works… kinda. In an enormously funny way (well, to me).
| Your IQ Is 140 |
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
OK, time to declare James Lileks a National Treasure
I mean, with snark like this, who needs Dave Barry?
From today’s Screedblog:
I get lots of emails like this at work. They make me tired. From the crusading Rex Curry, Attorney at Law:
Teachers, students, school boards and schools all over the USA received this open letter. Please help spread the word. Flag Day (6-14) is a good day to remove the flag from schools.
Goes without saying. And let’s burn some forests on Arbor Day, too. And what better day to commit suicide than your birthday.
Get thee hence. Read and enjoy!
Tearing down the walls…
…the walls that protect us, that is
“Where you going Abdul?”“Oh, just over to Ward Churchill’s place for another training session on how to kill all of you infidels.”“Oh, OK. Better take an umbrella. Looks like rain.”
Seven Christians released in Saudi Arabia on condition they renounce private religious practice – Jun 10, 2005Seven Christians, arrested for their faith, were released on condition that they renounce religious practice, which they carried out privately in their homes.
…According to AsiaNews sources close to Indian citizen Vijay Kumar, 45, of Tamil Nadu, one of the freed prisoners, their release took place after having signed a document in which they renounced the prayer sessions and religious practices they had been carrying in their homes.In Saudi Arabia, only Islam is allowed public expression.
Up to a few years ago, “a Christian was not even allowed to pray in private,” said Father Bernardo Cervellera, director of AsiaNews.He added that now, because of international pressure, the Saudi royal family is allowing non-Muslims to practice their religion in the privacy of their home.
“Unfortunately, however,” the priest explained, “the police and a considerable part of Saudi society do not accept this liberalization, so Christians are arrested.”
Finally, a reason to stop panning Branson
Well, maybe not stop, but at least tone it down a tad…
Twist and shout!
Go here to climb inside a tornado
E&P Says: “Questions Remain About Kerry’s Military Records”
Well, duh.
Questions Remain About Kerry’s Military Records
But will the press answer them? The Boston Globe and Los Angeles Times published in-depth accounts this week but, according to Lipscomb, the form that produced the documents may have asked for “anything and everything” or “nothing much at all.” –E&P
Thomas Lipscomb, in an article in Editor and Publisher dated Saturday, June 11, 2005, noted that
In response to my story in the Chicago Sun-Times on Thursday, the Managing Editor of the Boston Globe, Mary Jane Wilkinson, has now told Sun-Times editors that the Globe does indeed have a copy of Kerry’s Standard Form 180 used in delivering the documents to the Globe. That is reassuring, but it remains to be seen whether the Globe will release copies of the SF-180 in their possession, and that is important.
So just what’s so stinking iportant at this late date about Jean Fraud sKerry’s SF-180 and his military records?
Well, the guy remains an United States Senator; he’s a continual critic of the Bush administration and he remains an influence (though thankfully diminished one) in American politics in general—primarily through kid gloves treatment by Mass Media Podpeople.
Given that, at the very least it’d be nice to know just how damnably big a liar he is, don’t you think? Wouldn’t it be instructive to know what the heck happened to those five or six years between the time he discharged his contractual obligation to the Navy (in terms of time of enlistment) and the time the record he has released shows he recieved an “Honorable Discharge”? I mean, what was he in the interim, chopped liver?
Is there anything in his complete record (which is still not released to the public) that would support his fantasy (“seared, seard into my memory” as he put it) of Christmas in Cambodia?
How the heck did he get that first Purple Heart?
He could lay all these questions and more eternally to rest by simply releasing his full record; something he has yet to do.
Why?
Reasonable people can infer from his reluctance to release his full record that jean Fraud sKerry has skeletons in his closet relating specifically to his military service.
What I reasonably infer is that this pompous gasbag was initially dishonorably discharged as a result of his unlawful consorting with the enemy in time of war while still in the Navy; that at least one of his Purple Hearts (or other awards) will not stand up to scrutiny if his record is revealed in full; that he is and has been for years lying through his teeth about his Christmas vacation in Cambodia.
IOW, that he’s not fit to be a Senator and that he’s not worth a pimple on the neck of any one of those men he slandered before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in 1971.
That’s what I think a reasonable person might infer from Jean Fraud sKerry’s reluctance to clear the record once and for all.
What do you think?
Free the Kerry 180
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Hail, Liberty! Hail! — Kipling Tuesday
The Greek National Anthem
1918
We knew thee of old,
Oh divinely restored,
By the light of thine eyes
And the light of thy Sword.
From the graves of our slain
Shall thy valour prevail
As we greet thee again —
Hail, Liberty! Hail!
Long time didst thou dwell
Mid the peoples that mourn,
Awaiting some voice
That should bid thee return.
Ah, slow broke that day
And no man dared call,
For the shadow of tyranny
Lay over all:
And we saw thee sad-eyed,
The tears on thy cheeks
While thy raiment was dyed
In the blood of the Greeks.
Yet, behold now thy sons
With impetuous breath
Go forth to the fight
Seeking Freedom or Death.
From the graves of our slain
Shall thy valour prevail
As we greet thee again —
Hail, Liberty! Hail!
NOTE: Richard’s comment spurs me to note that this is Kipling’s translation, versification and expansion of Dionysios Solomos’ 1824 Greek text. It takes a poet to translate poetry, just as translation of any literary text takes some artistry and understanding of the originating “heart” (as I discovered in attempting to do so in Koine Greek classes). Imagine that last verse rendered—accurately, though tastelessly—as
From the resting place of our murdered
Your bravery will last
As we meet you again
Helloooooo freedom!
Blech. Sounds like something that would come out of modern academia, a sort of Ward Churchill plagiarism of real art.
Flag Day—Fly ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
So? What’s Congress going to do about the primary funders of terrorism?
Anything?
Will Congress continue to stick its collective head in the sand or will it finally take note of the obvious?
“Senator Arlen Specter Has Finally Been Whacked with a Cluebat!”
Well, that’s what the headline ought to read. Via Stephen Schwartz, writing in The Weekly Standard:
The Saudi Arabia Accountability Act of 2005
ON TUESDAY, June 7, Sen. Arlen Specter took an action that may substantially improve the difficult–some might say despicable–state of U.S.-Saudi relations. Specter dropped the Saudi Arabia Accountability Act of 2005 into the hopper; the text was designated Senate bill 1171. Its cosponsors, so far, are Sens. Evan Bayh, Susan Collins, Tim Johnson, Patty Murray, Russ Feingold, and Ron Wyden.
The legislation is concise. The bill’s text stands as an indictment of Saudi Arabia, since it is mainly an inventory of evidence against the kingdom and the role of its rulers in enabling terrorism. S. 1171 summons the rulers of the Saudi kingdom to comply with United Nations resolution 1373, calling on states to refrain from supporting terrorism, to combat terrorism, and to deny safe haven to financiers and planners of terrorism. As the home of Wahhabism, the state cult and Islamist ideology underpinning al Qaeda and its allies, Saudi territory is a rich field of targets for serious counter-terrorism.
Well, about stinking time, folks. Of course, if the bill had any teeth and Congress any, uhm, intestinal fortitude, it’d also call for the Saudis to pay reparations to all the victims of Islamofascism terrorist acts funded by Saudi monies.
But the real (very deserved) kick in the teeth to the Saudis and their ilk would be for the U.S. to immediately invest heavily in such technologies as (proven ultra safe) pebble bed reactors, orbiting satellite solar power stations, petroleum manufacturing plants (such as this one in Carthage, Missouri ).
And then spread the technology as far and wide as quickly as possible in order to cut into the Saudis’ (and others’) oil revenues.
Oh, and while we’re at it, offer to sell them water. At $55 a barrel. (Water shortages are dire and growing in the primarily Muslim Middle East.)
- Reparations
- Cut their revenue
- Sell them all the water they want or need… at slightly above what they charge for oil.
Sounds like a plan.
Oh, and as long as we’re on a roll, since better than 80% of the Muslim world is illiterate, why not offer to print and distribute all the “Korans” they want-and give ’em all copies of Nancy Drew Mystery books disguised as Korans?
It’d work for me. I’d buy tickets to watch a buncha misogynist Muslim mullahs rioting over the “desecration” of Nancy Drew—Curse of Blackmoor Manor.

