Adapted from an actual bumper sticker:
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The president has a “theme song”–“Hail to the Chief” (ironically appropriate for our Kenyan (?) ‘p-resident’)–but what to play when The Zero, Nazi Pelosi and Not-So-Hairy Reid appear together? Allow me to suggest,
[audio:Three-Stooges-Theme.mp3]But enough of this serious commentary. I now return twc to our irregularly unscheduled curmudgeonry.
The Brightest, Most Intelligent President Evah #1
I know this has been beat to death, but it needs to be used to beat something else to political death.
Barack Obama: “I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?”
Yeh, yeh, I’ve heard all the excuses about this “mis-speaking” but none of them wash. It doesn’t matter HOW tired or pressured this asshole was, “57” (with one left to go–and specifically excepting Alaska and Hawaii, since he was referring to the contiguous states) is simply not the kind of thing that any American who’s marginally literate would even mistakenly say, because the 48 contiguous States would have been drilled into his unconscious.
No, this “intelligent” Hahvahd-edumacated idiot has only a surface, semi-, transient connection to anything approaching a knowledge of American history and geography, and he’s ruling by fiat from the White House along with fellow Dhimmicrappic conspirators against the Constitution in Congress who are afraid Guam will capsize because of over-population and that “every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.” (Total US population is somewhere a tad north of 300 Million, even counting children, illegals, retirees and welfare slugs.)
Hmmm, seems innumeracy is rampant in the “Party of Smart People” eh?
Is Obama Smokin’ Some Funky Herbs?
Apparently, the Fantasist in Chief believes that IF the Dhimmicraps get a drubbing next month that the incoming congresscritters who displace ’em will have to adopt the Obama programs and objectives.
[audio:What-a-maroon.mp3]The Result of ICE on Socialist Crack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBzjLnO-e3o&feature=player_embedded
“Yes, You’re Stupid” Ticket
Waterproof ink and this graphic (or similar) to place under windshield wipers:
Ensuring Government Jobs
Just another part of The 0’s “jobs strategy”–plenty of trash to ensure adequate “work” for government workers. The more messes leftards can create, the more “workers” they need to clean the messes up (and I don’t just mean messes like that featured in the video)… and make more messes for more “workers” to clean up (while making more messes… )
Interesting Idea… Wonder Why No Mass MEdia Podpeople Have Thought of It
The “interesting idea” is found between 0:35 and 0:45. After that, it’s pretty much the typical talking head, “Blah-blah-blah-blah, whatever, blah-blah-blah.”
It’s Not “Casey at the Bat” But It’s Something…
What it lacks in rhythm and rhyme–simple craftsmanship–the original is well known for, it makes up for–somewhat–in content:
Rethinking the Privileges of Our Ruling Aristocracy
In light of the massive disruption caused by Emperor 00 every time His Majesty *gag* invades his subjects’ cities, perhaps it’s time to reconsider the privileges we allow our ruling aristocracy, eh? As Jerry Pournelle puts it,
One would think that if the President is so afraid of the people that he will not allow ordinary citizens to drive on the streets while he is traveling from his hotel to a commandeered golf course helipad, perhaps he ought to stay in the White House guarded by mercenaries?
…Is it time to rethink just what privileges our ruling aristocracy automatically have?
And it’s not, of course, just the ruling aristocracy but their thugs who need to have their wings clipped as well. Consider the recent Blagojevitch “conviction” for “lying to federal agents”–the same thing the feds got Martha Stewart for when they had no case against her for so-called “insider trading”.
“Anyone who cooperates with federal officials in any way including exchange of pleasantries is betting five years that they are not out to get him. The proper way to treat these agents is with silence. Saying anything to them including the time of day or comments on the weather is a needless danger.”
Note that I’m not defending Blagojevitch. He’s a politician *spit* so of course he’s guilty of far, far worse than lying to federal thugs. It’s just that federal thugs are a far, far worse scourge upon society than petty scum like Blagojevitch.