(Stolen from a FB post.)
Looking Forward to Thanksgiving
On Thanksgiving Day, my Wonder Woman and I will celebrate 167.40625 Kardashians. (~Number of days since the official knot-tying.)
Doesn’t really seem that long…
This Is Why Celebrity Opinions Are Soooo Important
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o
I Just Hate This Kind of Stuff
Got an email from a politician. OK, I don’t mind that so much, since I solicit comments from politicians. What I disliked so intensely was the subject line:
Can I send you my book?
*feh* This is a politician who will not get my support. Of course someone on this pol’s staff actually wrote the email and that stupid subject line, but the pol’s responsible for the stupidity of “its” (my fav “gender neutral” pronoun *heh*) staff.
My answer, should the pol or its stupid staff care to read my reply email is, “Of course you CAN send me your book. You already have my contact information. You don’t NEED to ask if you CAN send it, dumbass. But since you ask such a stupid question, I’ll answer the question you ought to have asked instead. You MAY NOT send me your book, and if you do I’ll burn the thing rather than read something written by (or for) such a dumbass.”
Sick, Just Sick
Seriously. You can search for Warehouse Deals on Amazon for yourself:
What? Is Amazon parting Jobs out? *heh*
Oh, and Jobs rates just above disposable diapers? That’s sooo uncool…
Imbibio coffeinum, erog sum
Yeh, one of those days. Awoke too early after too late a night.
Imbibio coffeinum, erog sum: I drink coffee*, therefore I am.
OWS: It Fisks Itself
Shooting fish in a barrel, tasking candy from babies: both several orders of magnitude harder than ridiculing OWS, since the OWS crowd does that to itself without even being aware of it. Exhibit #3,476:
She (that is female, isn’t it?) can’t figure this one out on her own? Of course not. Such self-made idiots need to go live in an assisted thinking facility. “Here, dearie, don’t bother with trying to think things through. Let me make all your decisions for you.” After all, it’d just be the next reasonable step from letting the Mass MEdia Podpeople Hivemind and Academic Nut Fruitcakes do their all their so-called “thinking” for them.
And, even given the expenses, I think such a move could be a net gain for society as a whole.
Imagine…
(Not great, but not all that bad either. Imagine it: a president who can sing better than 90% of “manufactured music ‘artists'” plaguing the “music industry” nowadays… just imagine… )
*heh*
The guy also seems to have a better sense of humor than anyone who’s run since Reagan.
“Well, I’ll Just Have to Do Something Else, Then… “
I highly recommend LMAObama. Better to laugh at the asshat in the White Café au Lait House than to despair.
Tempest in a Teacup
(Yeh, yeh, I know some people use the less harmonious “tempest in a teapot”, and some–looking at you Brits :-)–may even use “storm in a teacup”, but just live with it.)
Saw this on FB. It’s wrong, of course. There is no debate, only silly, lazy, unthinking people advocating “A”.
*heh*
