Author: David

Over-educated Curmudgeon, Bit-Bucket Tuner and Budding Brewmeister.
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The Anti-Sylph

So ya wanna be a sylph?
 
Well, Bou says Sissy’s assigning a word a week to use in blogs, kinda a bloggish Word Power thingy.  This week’s is “sylph” and anyone who knows me knows it’s not a word I’d characteristically use, so here, with profound, but insincere, apologies to Joyce Kilmer for semi-stealing his beat (though not so much his rhyme scheme):
 
The Anti-Sylph
 
I think that I shall never be
The slender, sylphid nymph you see
Bending e’er so gracefully
‘Gainst the gentle breeze.

For I am rough and hard, though fat,
An’ graceful just ain’t where I’m at,
Cos no durn wind’ll even blow my hat
With it’s pernicious wheeze.

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Aww.. Grow Up: Kipling Tuesday

 A portion of what is missing from the generations of perpetual adolescents we are producing via “public education” and pop culture: the desire to take a responsible place in adult society:

The Children’s Song

Puck of Pook’s Hills

Land of our Birth, we pledge to thee
Our love and toil in the years to be;
When we are grown and take our place
As men and women with our race.

Father in Heaven who lovest all,
Oh, help Thy children when they call;
That they may build from age to age
An undefiled heritage.

Teach us to bear the yoke in youth,
With steadfastness and careful truth;
That, in our time, Thy Grace may give
The Truth whereby the Nations live.

Teach us to rule ourselves alway,
Controlled and cleanly night and day;
That we may bring, if need arise,
No maimed or worthless sacrifice.

Teach us to look in all our ends
On Thee for judge, and not our friends;
That we, with Thee, may walk uncowed
By fear or favour of the crowd.

Teach us the Strength that cannot seek,
By deed or thought, to hurt the weak;
That, under Thee, we may possess
Man’s strength to comfort man’s distress.

Teach us Delight in simple things,
And Mirth that has no bitter springs;
Forgiveness free of evil done,
And Love to all men ‘neath the sun!

Land of our Birth, our faith, our pride,
For whose dear sake our fathers died;
Oh, Motherland, we pledge to thee
Head, heart and hand through the years to be!

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Hooey

My score wasn’t bad, but that’s because I suspected that the spelling on one word choice was the “newer” spelling, although both spellings were correct… And I “missed” one punctuation question… that the test had wrong. Other than that, not a bad short quiz.

 

Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Punctuation: 80%
 
Of course, I cheated. Years ago. I grew up with our family’s encyclopedia and two-volume dictionary under my bed for night-time reading material… Can’t beat the dictionary for reading.  Not much plot or character development, but it’s a great vocabulary builder.

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Dirty Lil Meme Part Deux–UPDATE

Kris’ Revenge
 
OK, so Kris has taken up the gauntlet… and slapped me with more vivid imagery than I… really wanted. Really. (Dan, it’s all your fault, you know… at least I like to tell myself that.)
 
“eeewwww” indeed. (But I deserved that; after all Kris’ mom reads her blog. heh)
 
Two of the folks Kris tagged have responded.  Each dealt the assignment some very poetic blows. See Kris’ post for the links. (Are they vying for Poet  Laureate of the Punchbowl or something?)

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Global Warming, again…

It’s May 2, for heaven’s sake! ::sheesh!::
 
Scraped ICE off the windshield this a.m.  ICE. On May 2 in America’s Third World Countyâ„¢,  ICE .
 
It’s global warming, I tell you…
 
(And the sad thing? I was stupid enough to put the pineapple tree back outside thinking, “It’s MAY, how bad can it get?” without checking a forecast… Poor pineapple.  It may die back like it did last year. ::sigh:: Oh. Well.)

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On being a man

  What is missing in today’s quest for eternal adolescence?

I can recall how, as a young boy, I would often read this piece at night, after our evening Bible readings and night-time prayers were done, and I was in bed.  It was on a plaque, hanging near my bed, and in the dim light from the hall or even moon- and star-light, I’d read these words and wonder if I would ever be such a man.

 
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If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;
If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings — nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run —
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And — which is more — you’ll be a Man, my son!

 
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“Kipling Tuesday” is tomorrow, but I’m anticipating tomorrow’s selection with this one.  They are of a piece, I think.

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A Conspiracy of Dunces

A (short) litany of woes
 
Here’s a very short list of things that seem to be aimed at destroying the American experiment in liberty.
 
  Public Education
  • Imposition of curricula, programs and administration from distant policymakers and the concurrent diminishing of local control and support
  • Credentialitis: certification of teachers by people who cannot themselves teach (“Schools of Education” etc.)
  • Education fads seemingly designed to create stupid children: “Whole Language” is one such fad that’s become an entrenched doctrine even though it clearly creates barriers for learning readers. Damning evidence that it’s designed to cripple reading: the numbers of schools of education that still teach it but now insert meaningless references to phonics, a system that does work.  More on Whole Language here. (Search the page for “hieroglyphics.”)
  • Parents from a first and second generation of “stupid students” made stupid by stupid education policies and curricula now mostly unable to discern—or simply not caring!—just how horribly their children are being abused by the system.
  • Administrators.   “Those who cannot teach become administrators, so they can then make it more difficult for those who can teach to do so.”  It’s not enough that public education is burdened with education departments in colleges and universities filled with second- and third-rate minds training teachers in how to make kids stupid; it’s not enough that remote policymakers compel compliance to stupid policies; no, public schools must also have local stupid people placing further roadblocks to education in the way of what few teachers can still teach and what few students still want to learn.
Arrgghhh… just see this for more. As the “Letter of Transmittal” for A NATION AT RISK: The Imperative For Educational Reform stated in April of 1983,

“If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might well have viewed it as an act of war. As it stands, we have allowed this to happen to ourselves. We have even squandered the gains in student achievement made in the wake of the Sputnik challenge. Moreover, we have dismantled essential support systems which helped make those gains possible. We have, in effect, been committing an act of unthinking, unilateral educational disarmament.”

Can anyone truly say that such abortions as “No Child Left Behind” have made things better in the intervening 22 years?

Mass Media

Is it really just one huge conspiracy?  Watch TV news (if you can stand to).  Now, tell me it isn’t almost entirely one-sided, distorted propaganda.  And what of other entertainment offered via the boob tube? Count up the numbers of programs on the big three TV networks that actually make sense and don’t assume a completely amoral society.  Let’s see… I count one.  And even the “original” Law and Order is marginal at times.  Wander out into so-called “public broadcasting” and cable channels.  Better, a little.  Not, of course, in the PBS world, which is, if anything, more slanted than the Big Three (although I’ll grant PBS the Antique Road Show and one or two other bit pieces).  But, sadly, the best of TV is found (sometimes) on Discovery and HGTV, with occasional shows worth watching elsewhere.  The rest?  Feeding decadence, at best.

And are moribund newspapers and pop culture magazines any better?  The question answers itself. And what of other mass media?  Take movies and pop music, for example.  Please.  For the occasional Incredibles or We Were Soldiers one has to wait through a mass of sludge*.  For the rare “ Homeward Bound ” or “ Mansions of the Lord ” (yeh, those are links to sheet music. Blame a teacher/administrator if you didn’t have the opportunity to learn to read music in school), we have tons of glurge and worse from MTV—all designed, it seems, to deaden the senses and sensibilities of the listener.

(Rent ’em or buy ’em.  Worth the time/$$)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Politics
Now, here I’m absolutely bumfuzzled.  It seems that, perhaps partially as a result of the concerted effort to create a venal, morally corrupt, stupid, uninformed and/or misinformed citizenry, we actually do have a society that’s too stupid and venal to know (or care) that congresscritters, bureaucrats and judges (Oh, my!) are castrating their constitutionally guaranteed liberties.  Enlightened self-interest differs from pure greed in several ways, none of which are available to a public that cannot think beyond instant gratification and lacking the knowledge to understand when “their” gummint has become their rulers.  Witness the vile gummint imposition of the Thousands Standing Around: a bureaucracy that does little or nothing to enhance travel security but does much to train a population in meek obeisance to petty bureaucrats.  Whither the much-vaunted American spirit? Down the rabbit hole of public education, mass media propaganda and moral laziness—accedie, to give it its classic name.

Bread and circuses didn’t save the Roman Empire, but that’s all we get from our politicians today.  A pox on them all. From the deliberately destructive Left to the incompetent and cowardly right: less leadership, more moral laziness and greed.

More?
 
Of course there’s more.  This is just a very short list. Individuals, families, churches, local governments, school districts, etc., all play their part in the Conspiracy of Dunces: short-sighted greed and moral laziness are the central values of these, as well.
 
Of course it’s not really a conspiracy…
 
It’d be handy if it were.  It’s just a collection of fellow travelers, each feeding off the efforts of the others to dumb society down. Who benefits? That’s what makes this a Conspiracy of Dunces: it’s not really a centrally-coordinated effort, and it’s self-defeating, because the end result will be to bring the whole house of cards it is creating tumbling down around everyone’s heads.  Dunces, one and all.  That’s both us and those who would rule us.
 
 
(*Yeh, I know I invoked “wade through” by deliberately saying “wait through”.)