How Are Congresscritters and Slinkys Alike?

They’re both useless, but it is fun watching them fall down the stairs.


Note that I did not form the plural of “Slinky” as “Slinkies”. Why? Because Slinky is a proper noun, of course. “Congresscritters,” OTOH, is just about the most UNproper noun in existence… Just about.

3 Replies to “How Are Congresscritters and Slinkys Alike?”

  1. “Congresscritters,” OTOH, is just about the most UNproper noun in existence… Just about.”

    My favorite UNproper noun for what has become the most worthless aspect of our government to date. Will these critters ever find their way home to do the real work they were meant to do, for the people and by the people? HEH!

    1. Even worse, Layla, are “feddle gummint bureaucraps” whose power lies in the fact that congresscritters allow them to set the rules they work by and “enfarce” congresscritters’ acts by.

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