For a bobbleheaded bimbo who thinks she’s lampooning Juan Mexicain’s energy policy, Paris Hilton actually makes sense in her “campaign ad” (linked above–h.t. to my Wonder Woman :-)).
Of course, “thinks she’s lampooning” is the operative phrase. While she simplifies Barack Hussein Obamassiah’s energy policy fairly well enough (“de-negativeizing” it by omitting, of course, the punitive energy taxes he wants to impose on John and Jane Doe), she oversimplifies Juan Mexicain’s policy suggestions the other direction, mentioning only the offshore drilling position he’s recently taken and omitting his seriously sensible suggestion of prize money for the development of new energy storage technologies.
Hmmm, “the old guy’s” energy policy sounds remarkably like Paris Hilton’s. I don’t know whether that’s an encouraging sign or not.
At least Juan Mexicain’s people jumped right on it and noted how much more sensible a blonde bobbleheaded bimbo’s energy policy is than a brunette bobbleheaded bimbo’s energy policy.
Come to think of it, maybe Paris Hilton as president might not be so bad considering the alternatives. What’s her position with urm, on *dang!* about illegal immigrants? If she’d come out for strict enforcement of laws already on the books on that issue, I might not even mind it when she painted the White House pink.
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LOL. This is first ad I liked, and I didn’t even see it. I heard it on the radio. I LAUGHED! Can you believe that? Laughing at a campaign ad because it’s FUNNY? 😉
How are you doing today? Did you caught up on everything? I hope so. (Don’t ask me if you were not behind in things why I asked that. I was just making conversation. lol) Actually, I have so many people on my prayer list that I have to have a folder just for requests. If you can think of anything you need prayers for, please let me know. 😉
I try to avoid paying any attention to “celebritards” and their political commentary. It’s just too depressing. I may have to look at this add though, just for the humor value.
By the way, I like the new layout.
Perri– *heh* Paris Hilton, celebrity. If that’s not a damning enough endictment of celebrity status, then this society is just too damned stupid to be worth saving. (Still searching for something to replace my long lost–with WP 2.6–Journalized theme. *sigh* This one’s nice enough, but still lacking. And I just don’t feel much like hacking away at some CSS/PHP stuff right now… Oh. Well.)
Rosemary–yeh, pray for my sanity as November approaches. It’s too late to pray for sanity in the political process, I fear. *profound sigh* Maybe pray for a tsunami of (non-lethal) strokes top take out the Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind, as well…
Your unmistakable writing style elicits a grin and the substance of the post is not lacking. My only severe anxiety with McCain is aptly described in the name mod you offer. Thanks for the good read.
Nice post. I too saw the paris Hilton political add. You know what? It makes more sense than anything barak Hussein Obama has ever said and it is better than shamnesty McCain’s mumbles and 1st Amendment attacks.
Paris obviously has some marketing savvy… she can turn anything into a PR boost for herself