No, really. 🙂
Meanwhile, flying in the face of modern precedent, SCOTUS gives a big (temporary) “Nanny, nanny, boo-boo” to the ACLU. Arizona can too require that voters identify themselves as, well, actually qualified to vote, as in, have valid IDs showing they are, well, americans, at the very least.
Oh! Gasp! Some crooks and zombies and wetbacks (Oh! My!) might actually be “disenfranchised” (cluebat upside the head for the ACLU: to be “disenfranchised” one must first, well, be legitimately qualified to exercise the franchise, ya know. Dumbasses.)