My open post today included a request for suggestions on how to deal with new neighbors who don’t know how to pee on the paper…
JimmyK came up with the best line of suggestions so far…
1. Got any friends who are Hell’s Angels?
2. Borrow 2 coon dogs for the week end.
3. Call the ACLU and tell them there is a church meeting going on at the house.
4. Call Cindy Sheehan and tell her the media will be at the party.
Now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about! More, please!
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