Every now and then, a baby troll will drop in here at this place. Always, always, always, these baby trolls are illiterate, woefully uninformed/misinformed/disinformed (and proud of it!) morons who refuse to use facts and reason, and who litter their verbal vomit with misused words, incomprehensible punctuation and grammar that would gag a maggot (demonstrating again a lack of ability to engage in logical thought, for syntax is the linchpin of logic in language).
In the past, these trolls have been primarily either Loony Left Moonbats or Muslims, but the sheer volume of baby trolls on the interwebs now that any illiterate moron with a credit card can obtain some sort of Internet capable device beggars the imagination, and so even here, at this modest lil place where I can just let “the voices in my head” run around and play, using casual speech, combined with verifiable fact and sensible opinion, baby trolls do occasionally come calling.
And what do I do?
I feed them (and in doing so perform a public service, but more on that later). And how do I feed them? Well, if they are simply illiterate morons who are proud of their ignorance and proud of their woefully uninformed/misinformed/disinformed, I may just tweak them for a while, though I will almost ALWAYS enjoin them to do their homework, somewhere down the line, and I’ll usually even give them hints to aid them in their homework.
But, alas! That will not do for baby trolls. Most are offended when anyone notes the profound stupidity of their comments, and so immediately start the slide to the Godwin Fallacy. No, really! it’s inevitable. [Edit: it is especially hilarious when Leftists and Muslims do this. They never see the irony.]
So, as long as it amuses me, I will continue with these baby trolls, allowing their almost “spamtardish” comments and responding with vicious, cruel, heartless deconstruction of their stupid comments, and even lading invective and vulgarity in response to such things as veiled death threats and the like. (Come to my house and try that, putzes. No, really. We do have a Second Amendment for good reason, you know. Just ask the Supreme Court about Heller. *heh*)
As to “performing a public service,” well, first, it’s like my tactic for dealing with Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormon “Missionaries”. I usually try to consume as much of their time and resources (I ALWAYS ask for any “literature” they may have), in order to limit their time and resources available to spend elsewhere. I also spend time arguing with them, and supporting my arguments with facts from their own precepts that are easily refuted from sources they (falsely) claim to respect. [Edit: I also used to go visit them at their places of abode and spend time expounding views antithetical to their heresies. Tit for tat, as it were. *heh*]
The differences in tactics between dealing w/JWs and MMs as opposed to baby trolls? JWs and MMs are usually much, much more intelligent and literate than baby trolls on the interwebs, and have yet to resort to ad hominem attacks (such as the Godwin Fallacy) and threats, and those stupid behaviors are reason enough to lade invective on baby trolls. It amuses me, and it calms and soothes my mind to do so, and, from the evidence of their commentary, it reduces them to foaming at the mouth, for all the world appearing to be on the verge of stroking out. Thus, egging baby trolls on and encouraging them to vent their spleen in ever greater degree, gives me hope that they are thereby shortening their own lives.
So there: my modest public service vis-à-vis Internet trolls. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it. That it’s also amusing, relaxing and just downright fun is just a bonus.
The best thing for trolls is sunlight. This, and the comments on the benefits of beer were amusing to say the least.
*meh* Every now and then I tire of asshats. It amuses me to poke ’em with a stick and watch what happens.
D. UR A Complete dick head
And you, “bob,” cannot even spell “you” or “are”. . . or else you are too butt lazy to bother. Either way, you demonstrate your sloth. In addition, you just proved that you have no argument at all. Thank you for making your asshattery clear.
syntax is the linchpin of logic in language
Is that akin to “brevity is the soul of wit”? Giggle
Probably in much the same way as my prolix posts are often the *cough* “nether parts” *cough* of wit. . . 😉
David do you have comments on a moderation status? Usually it will say so after commenting if so. Just wondering because I’m curious that way. 😉
Diane, new comments by folks who’ve not commented before (based on IP address) await moderation. Apparently WP has forgotten your IP address or comcast has changed that.
David. I have to admit that, trying to compete with your glossary of anti
social gibberish coupled with that of a compilation of sailors filthy
expletives, beat any efforts of mine to insult you. Being you are a non
biblical person and myself a righteous person , makes it difficult for me to
insult you in the manner you deserve. However, I shall pray for your
salvation, and hope the lord will listen and lead you into the path of
righteousness and away from your life of misery and the depths of hell. now
go to bed and ask the almighty for forgiveness for being a naughty boy
please leave it at that and get well soon. regards hopefully your ex
antagonist , Les.
[This is just too, too rich. In order to save a wee bit of time, I’ll just try to only “[sic]” each of the most egregious lacks of grammar and orthography to indicate that they’re original to the text.–ed]
“David. [sic] I have to admit that, trying to compete with your
glossary of anti social [sic] gibberish coupled with that of a
compilation of sailors [sic] filthy expletives, beat any efforts of
mine to insult you. Being [sic–this is cute: the baby troll is trying to fake literacy] you are a non biblical person and myself a
righteous person [LIE], makes it difficult for me to insult you in the
manner you deserve. However, I shall pray for your salvation [I
certainly hope not, since from all the evidence, you serve Satan], and hope the lord [Ah, I notice you did not capitalize this; obviously you know YOUR “lord”–Satan–does not deserve it.] will listen and lead you into the path of righteousness and away from your life of misery and the depths of hell [Holier-than-thou, hypocritical hogwash. First, take the beam from thine own eye, thou hellspawn Pharisee]. now [sic] go to bed and ask the almighty [Again, you know in your heartthat YOUR “lord,” Satan, is not The Almighty] for forgiveness for being a naughty boy please leave it at that and get well soon [And you be sure to seek professional help. An exorcist, perhaps]. regards [sic] [sic] hopefully [sic] your ex antagonist [sic] [sic], Les.”
What a pathetic attempt to project your own evil. You cannot even do hypocrisy well, “less”.
Do yourself a favor. Just stop before I laugh myself to death, resulting in a charge of manslaughter.
If you can remember one thing, you maggot, remember never to start an argument at all. You are ill-suited for real argumentation, what with your ignorance, sloth, stupidity and dishonesty, and you have no talent for invective, well, for that matter, no apparent talent at all at anything. You do not even now what an argument is, let alone how to make one. I certainly hope you qualify for a Darwin Award by failing to reproduce before you expire. The human gene pool is in sad enough shape as it is.
I am certain you will have the life you deserve, and, absent genuine repentance, will join with the other goats when the herd is finally separated.
[Want more,”less”? Just keep coming back for your next dose of reality therapy.]
Like I said in my post all of your messages will be deleted unread. in your mental state you could be a danger to the public go awy you silly little fool.
“Like I said in my post [not a post; a comment] [sic: appositives should be set apart by apostrophes, something you’d know if you weren’t a.) stupider than a dead skunk and b.) woefully miseducated.] all of your messages [which you have requested; illiterate boob that you are, you STILL do not realize that you receive emails notifying you of replies to your comments BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED IT, and you are too stupid to avail yourself of the link in each email allowing you to cancel all future notifications. I have no sympathy for an illiterate, slothful, stupid, fool.] will be deleted unread [*heh* I doubt you have that much self-control]. in [sic] your mental state you could be a danger to the public [Note to readers: a textbook example of projection on the part of “less”] go awy [I’ll let you have the typo] you silly little fool [Again, projection].”
This moron is a seemingly never-ending source of mock-fodder. A dog, returning to its vomit.
I suppose someone must have the last word. and the last few words from david the dill will no doubt be blasphemous and uncomplimentary. It is something that will be experienced by all those who have the great misfortune to have been in or will be in close contact with David, a frightful experience.
Adios ye purveyor of misery.
So, “less” (than human?) you continue to spout your false piety and refuse to confess your own profane, Pharisaical, Satanic (yes: diabolos means “false accuser”–fitting for one such as you) spews. Dog, feel free to lap up your own vomit.
But, just to show I do care, a little, about the safety of your neighbors, there’s supposedly a good psychologist near you on Grace Avenue (number 14, I believe).
Keep talking to yourself your comment stays unread.
Liar.
BTW, I appreciated your cowardly “dailygaggle”. Keep working to prove me right in all regards. Pathetic, but amusing. (Obviously, you avoid linking to anything you mention, because you fear being contradicted by your own words here. Cowardly, but nothing unexpected from such a maggot as yourself.)
You really are a silly sausage little pee pants
Have your monkey flogged. While he managed to write a more literate comment than any you have managed to date, he failed to punctuate that short sentence properly.
or should I say Anon?
No, “less,” you should say you are an illiterate, slothful liar. Confession is good for the soul. Don’t be concerned about what it will do to your reputation, because it couldn’t be lower than it is already.
burp
I see you fired your monkey.