(stolen… and twisted a tad)
Friends are like underpants (hence the advanced knowledge of gnomes on this subject)….
Some crawl up your butt.
Some snap under pressure.
Some don’t have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holey (or holy? ;-)).
Some are cheap.
Some are naughty.
Some are dirty (hence, “commando days” when they ALL are… or seem to be)
And some actually cover your butt when you need them to.
Which kind(s) do you have?
Oh, very well *sigh*
Twisted, favorites, naughty, and the cover-your-ass kinds 😀
*heh* Are you sure that list shouldn’t read, “Favorites (twisted, naughty) and the… “?
😉