In order to check your compatibility with Standard Social Media English, you might want to take an English language fluency/literacy quiz. If you score too well, your English will not be down to the “standards” of typical social media drivel. Here’s an easy-peasy MOR quiz, though it does have a couple of BrE (British English) quirks:
Sadly, my English language fluency/literacy disqualifies me from engaging in Standard Social Media English drivel:
I didn’t do quite as poorly as you. I scored 24 out of 25. Perhaps because I used to be on social media.
Yeh, social media can corrupt one’s language (and thought processes, for that matter), especially if one is unaware of or fails to diligently guard against its pernicious influence. *heh*
I fear, though, that having a mom who was an English (and later history) teacher, and having wasted so very much time reading great literature as a child, I may not be able to score poorly enough to descend to “social media” caliber English. Ah, well. Life is full of little disappointments such as this. 😉