Checked the listings for Thursday. Yep. The best the lineup has to offer is “Battle: Los Angeles”–aliens invade LA. It seems the only likely responses from the rest of the country should that actually recur (OK, the first alien invasion was obviously just from south of the border, I guess this one’s talking about “aliens from another planet) would be,
“How can one tell it’s been invaded by aliens from another planet?” or
“DGARA.”
Fortunately, even if I didn’t have some good books to read, there’s always Amazon Prime. 😉