Urm, No, Just No

On the recommendation of someone whose taste in TV and movies has often led me to interesting fare, I cued up “Will You Tolerate This?”–the Season 1, Episode 1 opener for the Brit TV “Robin Hood”, and the answer for me is the post title.

Picture this: a deer placidly grazing while a hunter draws bow maybe 20 yards away but is stopped from loosing when he realizes he’s surrounded by armored men on horseback.

The guy with the bow and the deer both had to have been blind and deaf, and the deer must have also been olfactorily challenged as well.

Nope. I just can’t suspend disbelief that moronically. bye-bye, “Robin Hood”; I don’t even want to try to buy into something that assumes I’m that stupid.

Fun Lil Micro-Mini Project

To make a short story longer…

I have an area of our back yard* I’ve mentally designated for a future backyard* garden. Right now, I’m burning wood trash there, in a small pit I’ve dug–limbs, small trees I’ve removed and even good sized logs from a mimosa tree I’ve long hated.

Oh, the lil micro-mini project? Making charcoal in (very) small batches. I get a good fire going and then when it’s burned down a bit I shovel dirt and ashes over the burning wood until I blanket out even traces of smoke. Next day, I uncover the charcoal that’s been created and put it in a steel container until I’m absolutely sure there are no live coals still left, then into a covered plastic bucket.

Oh, the charcoal? For a very small earth-sheltered forge I plan on putting in the same small pit for use turning some old files and lawnmower blades into knives. (I’ve already annealed the files/lawnmower blades to make them soft enough to work… in earlier woodpile burns. :-))

Waste not, want not.

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Note the difference. While I may seem (or even be) pedantic, it’s for good cause. I keep reading things on the web–and even in books that’ve been through the whole nine yards of traditional publishing, including editors, proofreaders and the like–that use “backyard” and “backseat” and other such adjectives as though they were nouns. It chaps my gizzard. The distinction is a useful one and should not be abandoned by the illiterati of contemporary writers simply because they’re too butt lazy to be well-read.