Category: *heh*

America’s Third World County “got” (afflicted with) its very own McDonald’s a couple of years ago. We learned very quickly to avoid it.

Yes, I edited out the name of the town. The good folks there don’t deserve the association.

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Of course, maybe the sign’s referring to a new McDonald’s brand of something like this, instead…

Wouldn’t that qualify as an “anus wrap”? But of that’s what the sign was referring to, then it’s a bad buy. The “wraps” in the Depends box are only about $0.50 each…

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OTOH, if they were taking about “anus wraps” for folks to send to Washington D.C. for use on congresscritters, that’d be remarkably inexpensive… and very, very fast selling items:

You know those lower back tattoos showing up more and more on what used to be called “loose women”? Would “sluttoo” be an appropriate term to refer to such things? Just… asking.

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Update. Just saw this at the “Shit My Dad Says” blog:

…if you’re an attractive young female that stars on a television show, you’re allowed to dress like a hooker and instead of people saying “Are you a hooker?” they say “I love that dress, where’d you get it?”

Ain’t it the truth? *sigh*

“Mother Earth” apparently hates the things as well. From the Christchurch earthquake:

*heh*

h.t. Tim Blair

Just sayin’

I do wish we had a few congresscritters with the work ethic and intelligence of this lil long-legged rat.

BTW, stolen from a FB post by Kat.

Seen the Geiko commercial featuring the “Little Piggy Who Cried ‘Wee!’ All the Way Home”?

One word: bacon.

I really wish I had time to fit this into my Fall schedule. Really I do…

*heh*

Mel has issued a challenge: post a photo of oneself in “early morning glory”as it were. While I’m not fond of breaking cameras (ask at the license bureau about their camera), I decided to go ahead and risk the webcam in my lil toy notebook.

Note the hat and shades. (Need protection from early morning sun through front window.) Note also the primary reason to get up in the a.m. *heh*

There. Happy now, Mel? 😉

Another major, time-devouring project finished. Now that the pressure’s off, I can feel the Rack Monster coming for me, especially since, after weeks of “heat index warnings” today’s in the low 70s and overcast, with intermittent rain. Decided I wasn’t safe driving and have rescheduled my day to be within a few short steps of somewhere relatively comfortable to collapse into unconsciousness.

Maybe I’ve been bitten by a tsetse fly?

…to have me live it. *heh*

So Friday the Thirteenth actually falls on a Friday this month. Enjoy it while you can.

Bear with me a bit. It came to me, as in a dream, that this:

…may have been the beginning of the end of Western Civilization.

Just think about it.

Cattle, deer, etc., nurse for a while and then eat grass.

Lions nurse for a while and then eat cattle, deer, etc.

Our babies nurse for a while and then eat… baby food.

Eeewwwww! Cannibalism!