Re-Post: The Principles of Classicism

I linked this in my previous post, but thought to myself, “Self, this ought to be brought back out into a more prominent place,” and so here it is.


Bear with me for a bit. This is all about why I’m a fan of classical (though especially Classical–the small “c” is different) music. It’s not (exactly) what you may think. At least, not entirely.

In music, the term Classic Period refers to a period from roughly the middle of the 18th Century into (and perhaps a little beyond) the first decade of the 19th Century during which certain “givens” of musical expression were practiced and the major forms of most of what is viewed as “classical” music were developed. Do note: in architecture, the graphic arts and the like, the period is more likely to be called Neoclassicism.

(That darned small–or uncial–c”. *heh* So “Classical Music” is NOT what most folks think of when “classical music” is said… )

One of the primary reasons I am a fan of Classical (and even much classical) music is not just because the music is complex, beautiful and compelling but because it is the expression of a particular ethos which our society sorely lacks.

Aside from technical matters of form, the principles of Classicism as found in Classical Music were

  • balance
  • clarity
  • accessibility
  • expressiveness
  • edification

Although two of these principles are still found in abundance in contemporary music (though not in contemporary “serious” or “academic” music, IMO) it is the lack of the others, especially the last, that has seriously harmful effects upon our society. Continue reading “Re-Post: The Principles of Classicism”

I Demur

So, David Cope, a retired professor, composer of 20th Century “modern music” in the “serious composition” vein that musically mirrors Holly Lisle’s prescription for writing literary trash has written a computer program to “create original, modern music” that some musical dullards call “beautiful”.

Yeh, yeh. I’ve heard some of David Cope’s “serious” compositions. Hate ’em. Meaningless UNbeauty, for the most part. His computer program “composes” similar stuff: OK for Muzak, in limited doses perhaps, but what I’ve heard simply goes nowhere. It’s music in a less real sense than the manufactured Top 40 crap that dominates the music industry nowadays, IMO. Here’s a sample:

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Not ugly, but boring. It goes nowhere, has no sense of direction or teleos, and that’s a killer for me. It has no implicit “why” but just meanders along, like most mind-numbed sheeple nowadays (which, I suppose, makes it fitting “music” for that audience). The only feeling it inspires is an urge to yawn. Glurge. It seems to me that those with a purely intellectual, detached (musically lobotomized by Academia Nut Fruitcake Bakeries as opposed to musically lobotomized by the recording industry) grasp of “music” would be the ones something like this vapid, sugar free cotton candy would most appeal to: pseudo-intellectuals with pretensions of good taste. (Hmmm, that would also seem to make a good fit for most congresscritter who are “pseudo-smart with delusions of grandeur”… )

“No musical calories! Yipee!”

*feh*

Here’s another:

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*gak*

Compare and contrast on your own:

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Now THAT was from one of the few “serious” 20th Century composers who could write worth a dam*. Even at volume levels seriously lower than performance levels and with just my lil 2+1 computer speakers, that raised the hairs on my arms and neck. Good stuff, Maynard, not the kind of crap that speaks to the David Copes of the world.

*sigh*

Oh, well.

Continue reading “I Demur”

A Gentle Reminder

Before the 2012 Madness is fully in swing, I thought I’d take a moment to post a reminder of the reasons the US is in the fix it is now in.

1. Massive voter stupidity centered around two things: ignorance and greed. Exhibits A, B and C follow:

Exhibit A (click the link to download the pdf)

Losing America's Mind: Historical Illiteracy in the 21st Century

Exhibit B: The ISI’s Civic Literacy Report. One exceptionally brief sample is illustrative:

In 2008, ISI tested 2,508 adults of all ages and educational backgrounds, and once again the results were discouraging. Seventy-one percent of Americans failed the exam, with high school graduates scoring 44% and college graduates also failing at 57%.

This, referring to a civics literacy test that eighth graders of even my own day would have sneered at as a “gimme”–at least in the school I attended.

Exhibit C

Yeh, that was central (well, that and massive voter fraud) to The Zero’s ascension to power in 2008: unbelievably stupid and uninformed (and deliberately DISinformed) voters.

And the greed? Obvious on the end of voters who elect such socialists to office: “freebies” (to them, and damn any honest, productive contributor to society who tries to play Little Red Hen). On the side of those damnable liars who are misleading these gullible, stupid, ignorant voters, the greed is for more power and wealth for them and their ilk.

2. The second reason, almost as bad as the first, is that those who KNOW better than what the Mass MEdia Podpeople Hivemind, greedy statist politicians *gag-spew* and Academia Nut Fruitcakes are selling the stupid sheeple from their Toxic Koolaid Stands all too often (and for all too long) have either sat on their hands and let the poisoners of our society get away with their evil or attempted to give themselves their own proctology exams by sticking their own heads “where the sun don’t shine” in attemots to just ignore the problems.

To the first group I can only say, “STAY HOME ON ELECTION DAY, IDIOTS!!!” because it’s already made itself too collectively stupid to learn anything from reality, and all it can do is make things worse. (Oh, heck, if the earth opened up and swallowed every last one of this group, it’d get indigestion and vomit it back up.) To this group: Just don’t vote, OK?

To the second group: don’t just gather all the facts, examine all the positions, seek out truth and then vote your conscience. Not enough. Encourage others who are not too stupid to compete in a 20 Questions contest with a 10-year-old cracked crock of spoiled kimchi to do the same. If encouragement doesn’t work, try badgering. And when you identify people of group 1 characteristics, do everything conscionable to discourage them from voting. Heck, it might just be enough to tell individuals from this group the wrong day or place to vote. They really can be that stupid.

Stuff From the Voices In My Head

Usually, several years go by before someone brings up the “family group” of nudists that lives [in an undisclosed location here in America’s Third World County]. For some reason, [a person who shall not be named] brought the group up in conversation this a.m…. about 9 years early. *heh* Not relaying the context, but the comment had to do with imagining living next door to the group for 20 or 30 years…

Madge: Henry, I just can’t enjoy my morning coffee on the front porch anymore. I mean, when [unnamed nudist] was in his 20s, it wasn’t all that disturbing when he came out to get his paper *wink-wink-nudge-nudge*, but now… OK, his beard covers the worst parts, so that’s not so bad; it’s just the ugly crack he always makes now as he turns to go back inside…

*pa-dump-bump*

(TYVM. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to try the buffet.)

Nanny-Boo-Boo

To those nasty coffee naysayers who are, one piece of research at a time, being revealed as the anti-coffee bigots they truly are.

Coffee Cuts Depression Risk In Women, New Study Shows

I’ve noted a few of the health benefits of coffee before, but this one, even though the study cited by the Puffingtom Host trendily limits itself to benefits for women, isn’t news to any longtime imbiber of The Holy Brew. Speaking of that wondrous bean brew, the fourth (cited) verse of the hymn just linked pronounces:

“And so today you bless us still
According to our dear Lord’s will.
O Caffeine Tree our gratitude
Is great, for you do lift our mood.”

Amen.

Life Goes On

Son&Heir has a pair of finches that now reside in our family room, since their constant twittering became too much to endure during his switch to a night shift job. Last week, I noticed that the girl had somehow managed to stick her leg in a crack between the door and the frame of the cage and gotten caught. The leg was severely mangled and hanging on by a thread because of her frantic struggles to get free. No saving it.

She’s learned to manage quite well on one leg in the week since and her annoying twittering continues unabated.

Life goes on.

Is This Proof?

Or is this just one more data point in support of The Relativity Weight Control Plan?

Oh, wait, you want to know what he Relativity Weight Control Plan is, eh? That’s simple. General relativity holds, among other things, that the faster a particle travels the greater its mass, as observed by an unaccelerated frame of reference until its quasi-local apparent mass is infinite.

Reason would suggest, then, that the slower an object, the less its apparent mass. So…

The fact that, when I took a two-hour nap I lost three pounds would tend to offer evidence of The Relativity Weight Control Plan’s efficacy, eh? Continue reading “Is This Proof?”

As If I Needed Yet Another Reason to Use the Opera Browser

The short story for anyone browsing the web is summed up in this M$ warning about issues with the TLS 1.0 security protocols used in “secure” connections by most browsers. By default, Internet Exploder, in Windows 7, uses TLS 1.0 which is vulnerable to a “man in the middle” attack that could compromise a user’s personal information. In XP, this “default” is also the only level of TLS that is available, but by jumping through a few hoops, one can enable TLS 1.1 in IE in a Win7 environment.

Chrome and Firefox are still awaiting patches that would enable them to use TLS 1.1.

Meanwhile, TLS 1.1 and TLS 1.2 have been available to Opera users since 2009.

Click-Click-Click-Click-Click-Done. All without having to mess with some external download from a M$ “Knowledge base” article or mess around with “Internet Options” (that only affect IE and then only allow adding implementation of the older TLS 1.1).

Built into the thing from long since before the problem was identified by other browser developers. Nice.

Enjoy your online banking with IE, Chrome or Firefox!

The Day You Don’t Learn Something New…

…you might as well be dead.

Reading another of David Weber’s (seriously in need of an editor’s bone-deep slashing) hernia-inducing Safehold books is an opportunity to learn new things and refresh old knowledge, especially of nautical terms. So…

From the Department of the Navy, “Origin of Navy Terminology”. I haven’t needed the reference often, but I did need a reminder of some terms’ definitions and learned the main differences between a “boat,” a “cock,” and a “skiff” (which of course led me to look for more definitive descriptions).

But Weber really, really needs to learn that he doesn’t have to write everything that occurs to him all at once… *heh* Oh, the Dickens with that*. Still a good read.

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