Nailed by Tony Blankley
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“Question: What is the difference between squirrels and members of Congress? Answer: Squirrels make provisions for the future.”
Reminds me of Twain.
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“Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”—Mark Twain
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Update: doggone if I hadn’t forgotten about this. Now, that’d make of our congresscritters something more sensible than they now are. (Warning: it’s an mp3 featuring Ray Stephens. Be prepared to laugh your socks off. Or at least enjoy the picture of such an event translated to a group of our illustrious congresscritters.)
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