“He was a wise man who invented beer.”–Plato
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”–David Daye
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”–Dave Barry
“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”–Czech Proverb
“If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”–Anon
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”–Homer Simpson
“Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can’t spell cognac.”–Mickey Spillane
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”–Anne Sexton
“The government will fall that raises the price of beer”–Czech Proverb
“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”–Egyptian Proverb
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”–Dave Barry
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”–Stephen Wright
“If all be true that I doe thinke,
There are five reasons why men sholde drinke,
Good friends, good beer, or being dry,
Lest we be like to be so, bye and bye,
Or any other reason why.”–Anon
“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution” –Queen Victoria
“What event is more awfully important to an English colony than the erection of its first brewhouse?”–Rev Sydney Smith
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”–Benjamin Franklin
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Saw that, Bernie. *heh* Amusing. Beer’s one of those things (like capsacin) that’s great for my prostate. A couple a day with meals) are also good for what little brain I have left, my blood pressure and a host of other things.
Of course, if I drank a gallon of American Horse Pi$$ every day, as some pseudo-beer drinkers do, almost all those benefits would be more than negated–all the things beer blesses would then be cursed.
I don’t know that the same could be said for the ingestion of hot peppers, though. There just doesn’t seem to be an upper limit to capsacin consumption. Still looking for a good jalapeño ice cream recipe…
I have found *sigh* a practical upper limit to my coffee consumption, recently. *profound sigh* Despite the many, many health benefits of coffee, apparently, four cups a day have become my new limit. Oh. Well. At least I’m not listening to some damn*ed doctor tell me to limnit myself to two cupsa The Holy Brew a day.
Oh, *heh* indeed… my 80s+ Mom who’s maybe had as many as five glasses of wine in her life just told me she’s sending me a newspaper article on a gentleman who’s started a business in her city selling beer making kits and other supplies for the home brewer. WTG, Mom! 🙂