Triage

After long (five seconds give [not] or take 4 seconds), I have decided that learning INTERCAL just isn’t gonna make the cut. Herewith some sample code:

DO (5) NEXT
(5) DO FORGET #1
PLEASE WRITE IN :1
DO .1 <- '?":1~'#32768$#0'"$#1'~#3 DO (1) NEXT DO :1 <- "'?":1~'#65535$#0'"$#65535' ~'#0$#65535'"$"'?":1~'#0$#65535'" $#65535'~'#0$#65535'" DO :2 <- #1 PLEASE DO (4) NEXT (4) DO FORGET #1 DO .1 <- "?':1~:2'$#1"~#3 DO :1 <- "'?":1~'#65535$#0'"$":2~'#65535 $#0'"'~'#0$#65535'"$"'?":1~'#0 $#65535'"$":2~'#0$#65535'"'~'#0$#65535'" DO (1) NEXT DO :2 <- ":2~'#0$#65535'" $"'":2~'#65535$#0'"$#0'~'#32767$#1'" DO (4) NEXT (2) DO RESUME .1 (1) PLEASE DO (2) NEXT PLEASE FORGET #1 DO READ OUT :1 PLEASE DO .1 <- '?"':1~:1'~#1"$#1'~#3 DO (3) NEXT PLEASE DO (5) NEXT (3) DO (2) NEXT PLEASE GIVE UP

‘Nuff said?

[OK, enough from the peanut gallery. I thought it was funny… *hmph!* Oh, well, enough lunchtime fun… ]

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