T-13, 1.7–13 Reasons Why the Republican’ts Got Dopeslapped

[Stealing the time to make this one a “live” post, instead of the mostly-canned posts from my hand this week]

13 Reasons Why the Republican’ts Got Dopeslapped on Tuesday

1. Republican’ts=conservatives was a lie that the party faithful couldn’t buy, so why should anyone else?

2. Fumbling the ball in the Iraq end zone. Over and over and… (and not just in the prosecution of the end game, as number next will state)

3. Fumbling the ball in the war of words about the Iraq adventure (lame responses to next in line… )

4. Lies, damned lies and Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind “news” (coupled with lame-assed Republican’t whimpy responses to such) in the recursively echoing litany of lies as…

5. …the Democrappic Party adopted the lamest, most absurd fantasies of the Loony Left Moonbat Brigade and

6. An American electorate, enstupiated by pubschool “education” coupled with Mass Media disinformation (that an enstupiated public is ill fit to see through) and sheer laziness willing to buy the easy lies of the LLMB and MMPPH.

7. Oh, and the “Read my lips: no amnesty” White House lies along with

8. A (unfunded) Paper Border Fence

9. Republican’ts spending like drunken sailors

10. Fake Security Theater, disdained by anyone with the ability to count to eleven without removing their shoes at a TSA Checkpoint Charlie.

11. Increasing anarcho-tyranny (a la Martha Stewart, et-oh-so-many-al) encouraging more and more folks to view the fedgov “ins” as oppressive

12. Corruption… though not just among Republican’ts. The corrupt Mass Media Podpeople Hivemind also failed to report evenhandedly on the fact that there are just as many corrupt and scandalous Democraps as Republican’ts. Of course.

13. And last, but certainly not either least OR completing a list of all the reasons the Republican’ts got dopeslapped Tuesday, all too many stupid and/or lazy voters were not responsible enough, smart enough (*d’oh*) or lazy enough to stay away from the polls as I counseled them to do. I wash my hands of these lazy, irresponsible idiots. They have sown the wind, let them reap the whirlwind. I’m gonna crawl in a deep, dark hole and fort up. *heh* Come the apocalypse, all I’ll have to say to them is, “No soup for you.”

TB-ed to the Thursday Thirteen Hub. And to Planck’s Constant, where Bernie’s 13 things post highlights things the stupid and lazy voters (who should’ve stayed home) missed. And The Pirate’s Cove, where Dhimmicratic reactions to the Republican’t’s dopeslap are noted.

8 Replies to “T-13, 1.7–13 Reasons Why the Republican’ts Got Dopeslapped”

  1. And there you summed up why I hung up the Democrats years ago, but never became a Republican. It’s a shame that the libertarians can’t produce candidates who aren’t kooks. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. So, what are you trying to say here? Just kidding. I agree with every point.

    enstupiated? Dude, consider that word stolen.

    Great list. In all the celebrations by the left, I haven’t seen anyone stop and go, “Wait a minute! Why are Europe and the terrorists celebrating our victory?” I think that realization is lost on them.

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  5. I suppose we can look at the loss like this: “all things happen for a reason” ….. and I do believe the main reasons Republicans lost the election was the ‘lied by Democrats’ believed by un-informed republicans/independants, and being too lazy to go out and vote! Those who didn’t voice their opinion in the voting booth need to stay quiet the next few years! That’s my opinion! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Check what the Congress is planning to slip through in its remaining days.

    http://www.deccan.com/home/homedetails.asp#Nuke%20bill%20still%20on%20track

    Help India with its nuke program? With so many Muslims living there? Why does this make me nervous.

    Are we outsourcing our nuclear technology now? Computer companies have outsourced their help desk for years and that’s a mess. Can you imagine what outsourcing nuclear technology will do?

    By the way, China had a record US$23.8 billion trade surplus in October.

    http://www.atimes.com/atimes/China_Business/HK10Cb05.html

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