New Husband Store

Someone emailed this joke to me today at work. If you have already seen it too bad I thought it was funny and had to share:

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. ”
Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are No men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third floor, the fourth floor, the fifth floor and the sixth floors have never been visited.

How many of you are not only laughing but shaking your heads in agreement?

This post is also available at The Real Ugly American but why would you click the link if you have already read the joke? If you haven’t already read the post I would have to ask why are you reading from the bottom up are you some kind of Commie or something?

This is America damn it! We read from top to bottom!

However if you would like to read another funny post then read Moonbats Dejected! over at The Real Ugly American. At least I thought it was funny but hey I wrote it. Well I wrote some comments about the comments the moonbats made. just read it. You will like it. I promise. Thats not like a money back gaurantee type promise just a plain old promise.