Virtualbox on a Linux Mint machine running a Win7 VM with a Puppy Linux VM running on that (off a thumb drive) with a sandboxed browser searching with DuckDuckGo loaded from an anonymizer proxy service.
Safe?
Nah. Just maybe a wee tad safer than using a compromised TOR session. . .
*sigh*
(Yeh, yeh, old news. But doing the above was still amusing. 🙂 )
How slow can you go?
Very, apparently. 🙂