Another one for the “The Book Blurbs are Better Than the Book Could POSSIBLY Be” file (and a evidence of one of the reasons many new writers shouldn’t. Write, that is.):
“To beat a depraved serial killer, [Xxxx] may need to think like one. . . ”
Thanks for letting me know the book’s not worth reading (*meh* I’d rather read about a cereal killer, whether it be a bug, fungus, or rodent), but at least reading the blurb gave me the entertaining moment considering the differences between a depraved serial killer and all the normal, run-of-the-mill serial killers.
I like to think of myself as a cereal killer. Raisin bran and oatmeal deserve killing. Part of my pre-kill ritual involves smothering my victims in milk. That’s not depraved is it?
I only kill the occasional bowl of oatmeal, anymore, Perri. Yeh, it’s depraved, but that beats being deprived.