I frequently refer to “Hillary Clintoon” as The Queenie Cacklepants Cylon. “Queenie” cos it acts as though it were entitled to royal treatment and privileges. “Cacklepants” cos it cackles out its ass. “Cylon” because, well, evil android that cannot yet pass a Turing Test.
That is all.
Well, no. Also, remember: Never mess with a chipmunk’s nuts. (No reason. I just despaired of ever having the opportunity to insert that into a text in a context that fit it.)
She does keep a chipmunk’s…
… well at least Rush used to say she did in a lock box.
But no, Bill isn’t really a chipmunk.
No, he’s not, but he is may be ” the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!” 😉