Something to put on the bumper of your Ford Escape:
From “Bigwig” at Silflay Hraka* this lil gem:
Makes me wanna buy an SUV just to chap the gizzards of some baby enviro-nazis. 
*From Silflay Hraka
“Silflay Hraka is an rabbit epithet from the Richard Adam’s novel, Watership Down. You can look up the meaning here (link via Daily Pundit). It was the first naughty phrase I ever learned in a different language, as Tolkien hadn’t seen fit to have Gimli spew out a few dwarvish “elven goatlovers” in Lothlorien.”