I do hereby resolve to try to find something good to say about politicians *spit* this year. It’s so easy (“like breathing out and breathing in”) to find things to say about politicians *spit* that are not good that searching for the needle (good) in the haystack (bad) is a chore to make Sisyphus cringe, daunt Hercules and make Diogenes’ search for an honest man look like a walk in the park, but I do resolve to try.
I do not resolve to try to find something good to say about government bureaucraps. That’d just be silly.
“I’m from the government; I’m here to help.” *shudder* Suuuuure you are. (*mhwa* you are)