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One of the chief problems of civilization…

…is not what you may think
 
Yes, America as a bulwark of Western Civilization is in danger.  Yes, our society appears to be crumbling from within—schools become prisons for kids while politics, law, the arts and even science seem to be succombing to savagery, stupidity and banality.
 
But all of those signs and symptoms of a dying civilization pale in comparison to the horror (the horror!) I am about to bring to your attention.  This problem is ubiquitous in our society.  It is evidence of evil incarnate walking—or more rightly, driving—the planet. 
 
It is the 99 out of 100 licensed, bone-uh-fied drivers on our streets and highways who have less intelligence—collectively!—than God gave a head of cabbage.
 
(With apologies to cabbages worldwide for the association.)
 
What depraved indifference to a civil society, to the travails of Western Civilization itself, causes governmental bodies to give these cretins license to drive a motor vehicle?  How can so much evidence of a society peopled by those who switch off whatever few brain cells they have and drive in a persistent vegetative state be ignored?  How can a society survive when such idiots are allowed on the highways, instead of being planted (alive or dead, I care not) in a corn field somewhere, where at least they might do some good as fertilizer?
 
Mark it well. It is the end of civilization, my friends. Slow-moving roadblocks and speeding unguided missles on the highways are signs of the same rot at the heart of our society.  And I fear it is too late.
 
(Yes. You got it in one.  I renewed my drivers license today.  For six years.  It is too late, indeed.)
 
Joust the Facts has a post in a similar vein. His observations are a little more finely focused, however:
“…It occurred to me that the bluest of blue states seem to correlate quite well with the worst of the worst driver states.  Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Washington, DC, Maryland, California, Connecticut were the bottom eight, and all very blue in the last two elections.  Coincidence?  I think not.”
No argument here, though it’s been over 30 years since I wantered into those strange lands…

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Carnival of Comedy 5

‘Tis a poor thing, but my own…
 
Yeh, I tossed my poor lil entry into the pool of participants in this week’s Carnival of Comedy.  Someone, please throw it a rope, please?  Meanwhile, check all the other entries out.  Some funny stuff there. (And then there’s my post.  Oh. Well. 🙂
 
 
Go ahead, say it three times really fast. Easy, huh?  Now try this one:
 
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
 
Harder, isn’t it, smartypants?
 
OK, this one:
 
Three free throws. Three free throws. Three free throws.
 
I thought so.  I’d better give you the easy one again:
 
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More Prisons for Kids

This ought to be at least a weekly gig
 
Lotsa resources all over the web, with people a lot smarter and better-informed than I deal with the problems of so-called public education in the U.S. of A.  One resource that has some of the brightest thinkers around—some teachers, some ordinary joes and some folks that are smarter than you and me put together—approaching this topic from time to time is Jerry Pournelle’s Chaos Manor in Perspective Current Mail pages.  Here’s a (very) brief portion of one of Dr. Pournelle’s responses to a correspondant:
 
“Credentialism” is insane. I was once asked to be President of a local junior college to help get it back on an academic track. I thought I could do it, but it turns out I do not have an “administrative credential” and thus I am not qualified to be president of a junior college in California. I should thank God for that since it would have been a very bad thing for me to do, but the madness of the credential process remains. Air Force sergeants who have taught meteorology and math to young men and women for 20 years are not “qualified” to teach high school science, while imbeciles with no idea of science or teaching a “qualified” by sitting through some lamebrain courses that anyone could pass without attending the course.—Current Mail, Monday 05/23/05
Just pop over to Jerry Pournelle’s site and do an onsite search for “education,” “public schools,” “teachers,” etc. Be prepared for some reading.
 
And after perusing Dr. Pournelle’s site for a while, ask yourself what could drive a teacher to write an essay like the one described here.  Sure, I’ve known a lot of incompetent (and even some downright stupid) public school teachers, but most of them do their best to teach the children who are their charges. And many of them are bright, competent people who must endure administrators who are mostly dolts, poltroons, incompetents and bullies to boot, while attempting to civilize little hellions who have been ruined by excrebly bad or nonexistant parenting.
 
Our schools are worse than just bad curricula, bad teaching, *spit* politicians *spit*, hellions and well-schooled idiots and their “parents,” and venal administrators who are dumber than rocks (but crafty politicos) all added together and minmastered to carefully devised, stupid homogeneity.
 
The sum is far worse than its parts, I’m afraid.
 
I’m glad my youngest nephew is being homeschooled.  He’s far too bright to be subjected to the lobotomy-by-millimeters factories that are our public schools.
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I don’t think Harvey’s such a Bad Example…

For your weekly dose (OK, most think I need a daily dose) of blogaid, head to Harvey’s Bad Example
 
Today’s blog etiquette post by Harvey is but one of many examples of how I should behave when I blog and post on other folks’ blogs. And his Blogging Tips (upper righthand sidebar) section is one I consider a must read (I simply must read the rst of it… when I get a Round Tuit—cos everything I’ve read there so far has helped me).
 
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Followup to the “Swirly Tutorial”

 
And why not?  Covering the Madcap Jolly Jokers* at Newsweak would bring out the kinder, gentler side of anyone. Newsweek’s Washington Bureau Chief Daniel Klaidman’s prank** of giving an interview to Al Jizzeera*** stating that, regardless of his magazine’s retraction, he could take no stand on whether military interrogators had or had not engaged in desecration of the Koran**** at Gitmo is yet another example of a wry sense of humor taken amiss*****, I fear.
 
See Dan’s generous, kind and gentle treatment****** of this jolly joker*.
 
Money quote from Daniel “Coulda happened; I’ll make sure I leave that impression” Klaidman:
“… we did not have the information that we needed to make the assertion that we did in this item – that this had happened… We have heard the allegations, we continue to report, and the US military and other entities are investigating, and as I said, we are neutral on whether any of this ever happened.”
Lending grist to the Al Jizzeera “Saudi-financed Jihadist Propoganda Network” host’s agenda (“But there is no proof that it did not happen either… “).
 
I’ve linked the Al Jizzeera “Saudi-financed Jihadist Propoganda Network” article somewhere in this post, but I’m not giving the Al Jizzeera “Saudi-financed Jihadist Propoganda Network” a big plug here, you know.
 
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*N.B. In this context, “Madcap Jolly Jokers” is a euphemism for “Damned Collaborationist Filth.”
 
**”Daniel Klaidman’s prank” is a euphemism for “traitorous venom.”
 
***Al Jizzeera is the correct spelling of the Saudi camel-lover’s propoganda network.
 
****desecration of the Koran = the careful, proper treatment of a piece of filth, already too unclean from passing through the hands of camle-loving jihadists to use as toilet paper.
 
*****wry sense of humor taken amiss = filthy, collaborationist treason correctly interpreted.
 
******generous, kind and gentle treatment = rips him a new one.
 
WARNING: I HAVE LINKED BELOW TO SOME OFFENSIVE MATERIAL (THAT IS, MATERIAL USING THE NAME “DANIEL KLAIDMAN”).  Oh, there are also some appropriate but highly offensive links to bestiality sites that may be associated with DANIEL KLAIDMAN—I am neutral on whether this is so or not, so I must of course report that it could be so, in order to rise to the level of journalistic integrity set by such bags of puss as Daniel Klaidman.
 
PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS ASSOCIATED WITH “Daniel Klaidman”! While they are in no way as vile as is he, some of them are disgusting, repulsive and completely vile sites, indeed.
 
NOTE: Let me be perfectly clear about this.  I am neutral on whether or not any form of sexual perversions—such as bestiality, pedophilia, sado-masochism, etc.—are habitually practiced by Newsweek’s Washington Bureau Chief Daniel Klaidman. I am neutral on whether Newsweek’s Washington Bureau Chief Daniel Klaidman has yet stopped beating his wife—or not. I am neutral on the topic of whether or not Newsweek’s Washington Bureau Chief Daniel Klaidman is a cannibalistic serial killer.
 
Since I have no evidence that any of these things are true about this useless bag of puss, I am neutral on whether or not any of these things are true.
 
Of course, I don’t have any evidence that they are not true, either… So they all could be!
 
And that’s the position that Daniel Klaidman takes concerning the  allegation that a prison guard tried to flush the Koran down a toilet: after his mag reported it did happen, when the Saudi-financed Jihadist Propoganda Network asked him about it, he’s neutral.  “Coulda happened” is this bag of puss’s message.
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Carnival of the Recipes #41: My fav fruit salad

Although I have vivid memories from childhood of this special treat…
It’s not just a fruit salad, but it’s certainly my fav. My mom swears she never made it (though I can still see me and my four siblings jockeying over our fav fruit pieces… ). But then, that has been happening more and more often lately.  It’s either a sign of her advancing age or mine.
Regardless, I have been making this salad that boldly mocks Waldorf salads as being too wussie for at least thirty years, myself, so…
Here’s another “process, not a recipe” recipe for you. Measurements/amounts are NOT exact; vary at will:
Mocking Wussie Waldorf Salads Salad
1/2 medium head of (green) cabbage, shredded or chopped
2/3 cup chopped walnuts (more or less, preferably more 🙂
2/3 cup chopped celery (frankly, more celery is a good thing)
about 1/2 cup raisins
1Tbs lemon juice and zest of one lemon (lime juice is a nice variation)
one can (your fav) fruit cocktail (pineapple, pear, peach, grape, etc. pieces in fruit syrup–I distinctly recall vying for the maraschino cherry pieces as a child. heh)
one apple, cleaned, cored, NOT peeled and cut into pieces
1/3 to 1/2 cup of mayonnaise, salad dressing or Miracle Whip.
Mix it all in a large bowl. Chill for an hour or more. Eat.
My memory is of this served with chicken pot pie. So that’s the way I do it.
Note: I’ve been known to add some celery seed from time to time. I like it.  Opinions vary.
Recipe hunters, welcome!  Come on in.  Grab a cuppa joe.  Put your feet on the coffee table and relax a while.  In other parts of this blog, I rant and rave, ponder and pontificate, wander and wonder, but food is for fun as much as simply fuel. So enjoy, drop me a note and tell me how this turned out for you, should you try it. Or just wander around a while and wonder what you’ve let yourself in for.

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John F Kerry is a liar

[UPDATE: Don Singleton has a good roundup of various comments about Jean Fraud sKerry’s disingenuous proclamation that he’s “signed it” (whatever the antecedent of that “it” may be… ) .  And thanks for the link, Don.]
 

 
Just read the interview in yesterday’s Boston Globe article carefully.  Kerry and his flappers* craft some slimy disingenuity out of an opportunity to answer some direct questions clearly an unabiguously.  I’ve cited examples below, but one bears repeating. Asked if and when he had signed SF-180, Kerry replied:

“I have signed it,” Kerry said. Then, he added that his staff was ”still going through it” and ”very, very shortly, you will have a chance to see it.”

As I commented over at Cathouse Chat…
 
Is sKerry subliterate or does he really expect this lil piece of obfuscation will fly because everyone else is?
 
Check the quote above and notice the amphibolous use of “it.” Does “it” refer to his records or to the SF-180… or to neither? His use of the pronoun just makes no sense.
 
And that’s probably exactly the way he wants it.
 
I say, let’s google bomb his senate website associating the word “liar” with
 
 
Or (or perhaps better, /and/) Google bomb John Kerry associating his name with
 
 
Either or both would work for me:
 
John F Kerry is a liar .

 
Try it.  It feels good just to say it out loud.
 
And better to say it with links.
 
🙂

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This just in…

Newsateleven…
 
 
Precision Guided Humor Assignment Reminder: What consequences would you like to befall Newsweek for running the fake Koran-flushing story? due by 9pm EDT Wednesday, May 25th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.
 
‘K Harvey, et al.  Since I’m all full of sweetness and light, wouldn’t hurt a fly, butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth, yadayadayada, here’s my modest proposal for a simple reminder to the Newsweak folks to do a little fact-checking (and to have a biopsy done on that ugly lump on their collective back: looks like malignant bias to anyone with two functioning brain cells) before running another lie:
 
Every single solitary person who works for Newsweak in any capacity connected to any word that ever gets printed MUST be given a Swirly Tutorial by each and every member of the military stationed at Gitmo.
 
That’s   
  1. Line up all the dweebs who work for Newsweak.
  2. One at a time, the personnel at gitmo give swirlies to a single employee until the Gitmo personnel are too pooped to give that ONE dweeb another swirly. (Gonna take a while: those marines are in good shape.)
  3. Rest the Gitmo personnel for tomorrow’s lesson taught to the next Newsweak dweeb.
  4. Keep the newsweak dweebs standing in line while the Gitmo folks nap.
  5. Repeat with next Newsweak dweeb until all have toilet-fresh hair.
Combine each Speech-impaired Piscine’s* physical lesson with, “See? Your head’s smaller than the typical Koran, and it’s still not flushing down the toilet.  Got it?”  Eventually, some of them will learn.  Maybe.
 
Followup tutorial:
 
If Newsweak dweebs repeat error of lying about the military in spite of Swirly Tutorial, next tutorial:
 
“How to hold a target at Marine rifleman training.”
 
 
 
*”Speech-impaired Piscine”—Dumb Bass, of course.
 
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